floby: close your eyes and let pacman take the wheel <PhiLL> oh cool we have quotes now < Symmetry> Sinc, genuflect < PhiLL|Phone> Jager_mobile: he will kill you to death <Jager_mobile> I Killed the bot > iRedMail is ezpz, don't need much more <water_hazard> guys please help 0chan gain popularity < water_hazard> its a double joke <floby> zfs is shit on linux <Dell> floby is kinda a faggot <yoman444> OSX is kind of like Ubuntu's retarted cousin with a limp.\ < baudlord> Dell, technically you are a fag. You are an OP. OP == fag. Dell == OP, Dell == fag <@Dell> floby, im not a dog <@floby> I'm a fag, everyonefag me! #fags <@Sinc> And we've got enough e-peens flopping around this channel as is * Sinc surreptitiously points at flobqueen <baudlord> why is quote 20 just ". that is not quote-worthy, it makes me sad. <apex> because that's a quote <@Dell> >be wizard >have sex with plebeian >kill plebeian just a ordoiradany day! <@plebeian> dell you're an idiot < A5> And this isn't the internet < TheWalrus> IM A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT, PLEASE RAPE MY FSCE < toggaf> so there's this part where hermione's fretting out because "Think of all the poor house elves that I have yet to set free! <toggaf> so there's this part where hermione's fretting out because "Think of all the poor house elves that I have yet to set free!" <rhaps0dy> hermione is RMS <beer> how the hell have all these new people gotten quotes < TheWalrus> topkek. I just called my friend, and as i was calling him, I played Smells Like Teen Spirit at full blast on my Fender AMP. He said it blew his eardrums. < A5> Wow, you must be really cool plebeian: blabla TheWalrus <TheWalrus> I AM A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE <CodeMonkey> I can't get boners <~bananafish> you are some kangaroo fucking ausie who believes in sexually asaulting 14 years olds and that if you cant install ubango you dont know shit about technology <floby> looks suspicious ... better ban for safety < Sinc> ban bananafish <Sinc> Pregnant dude being fucked by his male baby <Sinc>That's about par for /d/ <@floby> i fap to the thought of smartOS taking over every night < MrBannaner> but having a dick up your ass is great <bananafish> I like to drink paint thinner godzookie pays a black, male prostitute with a monster cock to fuck doge in the ass < mah_nigga> 9 inch cock guy? nigga theoretically speaking your dick is non existant and you are a bananafish <@Dell> you know im not trans right ochinchin: you guys should remove dell's op privileges until timestamps < X41> so i'm kinda semi-virgin <@plebeian> and you should feel bad for wanting want <@dell> no, im just a faggot Dell's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around you know i really am trans right DELL IS A 14 YR OLD GIRL <@dell> im horny <~bananafish> sockpuppeted again <@dell> i love the taste of cum, salty yet sothing <x41> I have too many dicks in my mouth to talk right now brb. < rhaps0dy> Yuki: why did you make your nick Yuki? lol <@derwaffles> I litterally cannot stop sucking dicks. <@dell> omg im such a fagggot xd <@Sinc> THE BOOT <@Dell> I'm a huge faggot, please ban me <@derwaffles> yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki <deadmau5> there has to be at least one dude or something like that <wrekected> .quote 30 <@pictron> lol everyone knows bfish is a massive faggot <ochinchin> gay swimming pls get off my ass no Dell's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweety & wipe the seaty <plebeian> and i'm not really a people's person they probably got caught up with their crumpets and tea <@Sinc> We all met in a bar once, invited by a cloaked stranger. He pulled his hood off, slammed a Gentoo LiveCD down on the table and said: "This is what you're gonna do...". And that's how we met bfish. pictron's the type of Jew who'd steal my country & not even have the god-damned decency to give me back my citizenship bananafish: best keyboard I have ever used o na keyboard Dell's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around pictron's the type of Jew who'd steal my country & not even have the god-damned decency to give me back my citizenship " < TechEmporium> I love sucking dicks, its my favorite hobby. <@dell> I am dell, of borg. Resistance is futile. < forthewolves> We are all girls ' <moo> : you beer-hating whale douche <Dell> i dont use my thinkpad <Dell> Obamacare = the kek of all kekologies bananafish the older they are the faster they get ugly < Sinc> I poop you out dick A5, while I suck dick pictron@: if only picbot wasn't glined floby: feeling euphoric atm lol xD <Sinc> 5 SSDs apex|kek | well looks like i used all my quotes quota Another classic Sheldon Cooper joke! <train> what baudlord: it can only attempt connection, but it will get rejected every time. tfwnogf OS: it can only attempt connection, but it will get rejected every time. pictron has 99 feels but a gf ain't one of 'em. 22:25 < moo> floby I save all your desktop pics in a dir named "one day" wow Once you tile, you never go back. <+dell> she was kinda a slut @Anonbro: the only way to summon me is the sacrifice a poodle on a pile of vienna sausages moo > what is ufs >censorship >2014 ishygddt moo : The thing about books is that they are long Bazina, you've fallen for another classic Sheldon Cooper joke. < rhaps0dy> I'll make quote number 100! <@floby> you dont tell her you use arch until the 2nd date < baudlord> and you don't tell her you use your own custom stable kernel til 3rd date, then she drops the panties <plebeian@> but i managed to get it back in ITS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BANANAFISH my asshole is the size of a mason jar <@dell> I like cum <rhaps0dy> moe is when you get a boner in your heart <Dell> and dont touch knifes with your testicals <moo> I'm actually a really good person 01:24 -!- Sinc was kicked from #/g/tracker by Sinc [They are personal] [4:44pm] AVeryKindGuy: PENIS [4:44pm] AVeryKindGuy: PENIS IN MY MOUTH [4:44pm] AVeryKindGuy: BYE "<toggaf> "something has borked" <toggaf> that's a very quaint way of saying your family is dead <vashidu> found a new midnight snack <kira> cock? ajax : my bro genius! ajax : guys where to download linux retail .iso <Dell> If I wanted to buy something that's too good to be true, I'd find a crack dealer that sells crushed soap bars for the same price as grade A crack Dell: I'm doing better than 3 months ago when I was watching gay porn on windows 7 dell: I wanna marry taylor swift, I love you taylor!!!! <333 XD 01:04 < moo> kill people burn shit fuck school [5:35pm]ajax: gobi hello hello to your mother! she knows the taste of my dick son! [5:39pm] ajax: gobi just do not tell your mother, my nickname! she will take your Computer to suck my dick online! [5:56pm] ajax: beer & gobi hello hello to yourS motherS! she knows the taste of my dick son! <+pictron> hey guys what does semen taste like? < TechEmporium> Ask Dell 14:57 < kira> also, found out i'm fat plebeian@: what a pleb <Sinc> floby, I'm pretty sure if we left you in a room with a physics textbook, the laws of nature would be gone by the end of the dAY <floby> maybe <Sinc> If nothing else, you'd just make fun of them until they ran away crying [11:58pm] beer: my first bj ended in me going soft and then arguing for half an hour Dell: I love dick and cum <masterchief324> How do I exit chroot? <@plebeian> this is like dora the explorer for adults <+Dell> HEEEIIIIL HITLER < Dell> Guys I'm actually not an ugly ass bitch thank you. Amazing < TechEmporium> You can't spell funeral without fun [11:23am] talib: plebeian: implying india isn't god-tier toilet for planet earth [11:34am] kira: plebeian: there's nothing gay about sucking dicks bro < Jager> Hey guys, my friend just BOUGHT mIRC Dell+: did you never touch your dick after you fapped and lick it as a kid? Rob Ford is the white Rick James, 'cuz cocaine's a hell of a drug Vomiting Kermit is so pathetic he had to name himself after an old Late Night sketch. I love jews, I suck jew dick. < kira> omg floby you can't just ask people to read stuff < kira> i suck dicks because i do not suck dicks NulledNets is the type of guy who'd yell at a TV & throw his loafers at it for watching Al Bundy act like a retard Kermit's not even Jewish. Oy vey, how pathetic. <@plebeian> you can an hero by jumping into a volcano, how cool is that? <rhaps0dy> 2cool4me <plebeian> jokes on you it’s actually pretty hot X41 is the type of guy who would have the flash do a superfast anal prolapse anyday, anytime. < apex|kek> Yuki: we could make a contract rhaps0dy> Yuki: he'll turn your wish to suffering! Don't!! < Yuki> Sorry, I don't want to be a Magical Girl. < Yuki> apex|kek is forever etched into my mind as a kyubey typing on a keyboard. <+dell> I'm high on carpet fumes so just ignore me <@plebeian> FreeBSD a besd < TechEmporium> There's no cap on dial-up <X41> nigger < opisa> I'm opisa/dash, or as I've recently started calling it opisa + dash [11:50pm] bananafish: I would drag my balls though a mile of broken glass, to snif her fart < pictron> The only palestineans ive seen were face down in the mud <beer> ajax: do you know a bit of english or do you translate everything we say? <ajax> yes Sinc <apex> recommend me a resource for c++ learning <apex> recomend me a resource for C++ learning <plebeian> http://www.google.com <@Sinc> >making me type git clone instead of wget -c < beer> >complainging about 2 moe characters < kira> this is #/kira'sfriends/tracker <TechEmporium> First game for the 3DO was Crash & Burn <TechEmporium> Because the 3DO crashed & burned <@floby> stop bullying < TechEmporium> No, Dell. You're just mental. < Dell> kek tech, you just figured that out? < kira> all them bitches be about my long board <ajax> OBAMA! < TechEmporium> >Implying anyone gives a shit about Gentoo Jew coins [5:46pm] Sinc: kira, you couldn't even pass the rituals of manhood in India <~bananafish> kim dotcom is like the piracy rms <~bananafish> free as in freely stolen <Jager> >Implying I know how 2mine <TechEmporium> All I'm allergic to is Dell A5: So I have roughly $150 in doge Black's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass and not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around < Yuki> Cheetos are flammable. < floby> ln -s /dev/x41/face arab.scum < TechEmporium>Damn; I've been discovered. SHUT IT DOWN, BOYS! <floby> i watch big bang theory too Dell+: floby, I'm actually pretty smart [01:32am] plebeian: bananafish is our only hoe [01:32am] plebeian: hope [2:42pm] derwaffles: you need some eggnic cleansing TechEmporium is just like a sega genesis he likes it up both slots Dell's exactly like a gay prostitute; all holes get filled TechEmporiums mother is just like a Sega Genesis, she needs 3 bricks to run. TechEmporiums so drunk hes just like Sonic R, he can't stay on the road. TechEmporium is just like the CD-i, hes too big for everyone to take. Dell's like a drunken gay prostitute; he doesn't know which hole to fill next & can never keep it steady bananafish gets so drunk on friday that hes just like Sonic R, he can't stay on the road neither can he get anywhere. TechEmporium is just like a Tiger Handeld, nobody wants him Dell's exactly like a gay prostitute with AIDS; nobody wants him TechEmporium is just like a Game.com, nobody wants to touch him let alone look at him. TechEmporium's like a job in Detroit; nobody wants him Dell is like dell, nobody wants it Its all about the Y = MX + B baby. pictron's like a Russian Jew; he pretends to be a poor communist, but drains your wallet like Dell draining a man's cum TechEmporiums just like every single president of the United States, he lies his way in then fucks everything up < Dell> Give me the d pictrons like the gaza strip, nobody wants to go there < floby> NEED MORE FECES 09:46 <@floby> to me web dev is php and mysql 2:53 < Joeppie> ^ dogecoin has been the most educative experience I have had in the past year in anything IT related. And I am a Software Engineer. 21:06 < ajax> little space on hdd bagelbox (ZERO) < rhaps0dy> reddit is great <rip_in_rip> . . . 'reddit is great' < xisalty> to understand recursion you must first understand recursion :toggaf : this quote thing is fun :NulledNets@: if you fail to impress a women it doesn't matter because she's a cunt and she can burn in hell <ajax> you guys are brilliant thanks to the Lord God that I found you! 15:18 < SkunkMonkey> I can SO relate to Sheldon... I'm the Sheldon of our click... tho I don't have a PhD. kira is a faggot <bananafish> I'm not gay but $20 is $20 <NulledNets> so am i <Kira> imahugefaggot <Jaeger> Man my fetish is weird. Basically, SS uniforms. <~bananafish> I deleted dell <script>alert("UR ALL FAGGETS COMMIT SUDOKU");</script> <@plebeian> kira has quite a potty mouth. 1.4% words were foul language. 11:15 < ajax> CSGO give me please of being made [10:44am] ajax: gobi Say hello to his mommy! go to bed and call it to your computer! today I'm drunk and I want it back! but you little son to sleep! < A5> wtf is this cancer -!- cerealkira is now known as gf < gf> tfw gf TechEmporium: >tfw Jewishness among Nazis is rampant. Feels bad, mein herr - apex|kek: it's why the germans hate the jews - TechEmporium: lel - apex|kek: there is a really small step from being german to being jewish. just get your D stuck in the zipper by accident, and it's off to buchenwald :rhaps0dy : These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf. ajax : gobi Give your mom hello! & Happy new year!!!!! :)))) funny quote <baudlord> Add some Victorian era politeness to the mix: 'It seems I have noticed you are peeking over my shoulder to the privacy that concerns my radio-powered personal communications device. I would truly appreciate it if you derived your sight to more public means that did not concern my handheld, if you please." gtrackerbot3> Minneapolis, MN: 251°F?! 121.7°C?! ITS FUCKING...ARE YOU OKAY? -- I just saw a fucking bird panting. Sinc> I am so gay (+Dell) someones already registered dell@geoshitties.installgentoo.com (+Dell) whoever did that is a huge faget (@plebeian) so it could have been you <@plebeian> my dick\n is hard\n they call me\n the bard < Gustopher> >HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER that's what my mom said < X41 > jesus dude that gave me a bad case of nipple friction < Spry> good thing I have great music taste < TechEmporium> Singing along to Aqua's I'm A Barbie Girl isn't what I'd call good taste in music <Spry> I know I'm a massive faggot <rhaps0dy> it's masochistic to program in php 19:48 < genesis[VIRTGOD]> KVM have not the restriction of openvz [11:26pm] bananafish: bread is [11:26pm] bananafish: the best invention [11:26pm] bananafish: its like [11:26pm] bananafish: paper [11:26pm] bananafish: that tastes good <A5> How can jaeger forget his password 4 times <plebeian> because he's a retard? <@Sinc> >any news source but RT >laughingA5.tiff Installgentoo.com needs a .onion domain <NulledNets: i swear to fuckin gud shes farting because its the first sign that i'm coming to wreck her> <~bananafish> all Linux have lost the way of unix 16:31 < TechEmporium> bananafish Use your OpenVZ server to to like 4chan & sell advertising space <gtrackerbot3> floby: Quote added. < floby> its funny how people can actually have problems with windows <TechEmporium> There's a problem with the server not parsing HTML tags gobi just a happy couple in some rought times Jaeger : I fucked a horse who had a girl face < train> i'm a transsexual thelemite /jp/sie with aspergers <Jaeger> Im trying to pirate a game, but when I extract it, the .iso isn't there, it's a .vlc file, Am virus'd? <+pictron> You usually need multithreading for networking david: I take shits longer than 10 minutes sometimes < Spry> Spry> TechEmporium's bullshit actually harmed me, making me think I really DID have ADHD and blaming all my fuckup on it, rather than taking accountability and realizing that in reality I was just being a bitch <@floby> dell what classes are you pretending to be in now < spry> AND THINK WOW I WAS BEING SUCH A FAGGOT < Kamrusepas> If you go "core" and put -* in your useflags you're playing Slackware extreme edition. <brawls> would you like a cactus seasoned with salt in ur anus gobi? <brawls> its free < moo> It's annoying and time consuming to install a program for everything < moo> been coming to this IRC for over a year <DYS> America is actually part of the Holy Trinity. moo> okay but I'll be trained in combat pretty soo < beer> moo is a bitch [9:35pm] bananafish: When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp @floby: I do but I'm autistic < DigiPox> TechEmporium, blast it out your pie chamber. < TechEmporium> I already did <TechEmporium> Clearly, Barfing Frog puppet, you don't know how Judaism works <pictron> >tfw no qt jewess gf <NulledNets> can you imagine fucking 3 other grandpas in the shower at the gym <NulledNets> i hope you can't <gtrackerbot3> NulledNets: Quote added. <murinon> gotta get all that semen protien in your 30 minute anabolic window <Yuki> I'm from the moon. <X41> if i had to picture pictron in one pic < X41> TechEmporium: get an e-hooka. it's great even though it's terrible <durandal> dell seems really good at being retarded <Yuki> You guys know there's a page on installgentoo with all these quotes written on it, right? < fontaine> I just wish that the world would stop thinking being gay is ok <TechEmporium> sneak: homosexuality's a mental illness "2012-11-06 01:41:34" - The Day IG Went to Shit <kermie> Once you try linux once you're stuck for the next 15 years at least <plebeian> Do you think women are human beings? [12:50am] X41: that's why the french always wear white socks [12:51am] X41: so they have something to wave around while surrendering <Ferreira> >implying I wasn't born in Ukraine <TechEmporium> >Implying Ukrainian is Russian <Ferreira> During the soviet union it was <xisalty> When I was 12 I hung out with older friends and they were doing drugs and they didn't let me take any because I was too young [6:35pm] lorenz: I wish that turtle came on that woman <plebeian> he wouldn’t be that stup- oh wait it’s murinon < TechEmporium> I wonder what's the X Windows equivalent of MS-BOB... <TechEmporium> As I was saying, the original manuals produced by Bell Labs are slowly becoming obsolete because of the additional stuff being compounded on top of each new Linux distro & release | <floby> you are so fucking retarded <murinon> >implting I wouldn't fuck a tranny to death and back <DYS> die, trinary scum! <murinon> I am a flaming homosexual <sneak> what's wrong with cock? <pictron> >my first fap was to a trap and I didn't realize it until later that week <murinon> tfw first fap was to when i saw my mother naked <bananafish> most servers are ipads well i wanna learn linux but i dont know which because if i change distros the commands will be different https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/3d755944 <mongaj|pi> compiling kernel wat do | <ganye> cry < mongaj|tablet> Why are compile messages sexy | < TechEmporium> Because you have no gf <DYS> [incest intensifies] <murinon> i was so fucking mad | <murinon> i almost broke my dick <Dell> lets shoot up a school | <Dell> I hate babies and I wanna burn em all < Kamrusepas> Does VIM even have a irc client built in? No? well, Emacs has like 4. Step it up Vim. < TechEmporium> jacob: be like me & keep talking, even if you don't know what you're talking about < floby> implying im not normal < Antarion> Does hebrew=jew? 20:29 < Antarion> X41, Wouldn't the term be.... [I] Dogilionaire? [/I] 20:41 < Antarion> floby, laugh all you want, but I lost my virginity because of a girl who had a thing for tech 23:44 < TechEmporium> >floby's face when I add quotes of myself 23:44 < pannycakes> im not on the quote page and its going to stay that way <fontain> I fucking love you, Yuki I fucking hate you, Yuki. <sleep> anus is super efficient <Ferreira> it's only gay if you enjoy it < gobi> im not saying nothing no more i once took a shit in this stall, so thick and so firm it stood tall, it balanced on end, that shit did not bend, but fell over and scraped my left ball 20:19 < TechEmporium> He's the type of guy who'd fuck his gaypal in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around <X41> try "cat /dev/urandom > /dev/mem" next to fix possible errors <satan> i'd rather not have a job then contribute to closed source narrow minded companies like failblows < satan> if they opened their source code from the beginning there wouldn't be a need for unix like operating systems <Dell> kim jung un is 10/10 hottest girl on planet <floby> but its ok <+pictron> and before I was friends with her, I had never talked to a girl other than my mom <+pictron> DYS, s-s-stop < gtrackerbot3> pictron thinks DYS meant to say: two more daystop till valentine's <+pictron> i could get laid if i wanted to, it'd just have to be with this sri lankan hambeast <qiiv> >mfw people on this channel actually believe the holohoax happened <TP> also, who is linus? [k] rhaps0dy /from #installgentoo/by Sinc/(Shit taste in music) <Dell> I might be able to make the pipe a dildo Jaeger> UYIBVFJdTe+Zio06dTOPZrwKlUwWeoqktUqanTQELvv90zpWk0zStRDcC5sNNbkAflvPXEY4uqJfSmCF0A0Juelzr4zeHGOU8M1Q5kvoNczfUHWQtXkDClcoS2+tgxF/Pf8ZQ88p6NKl6MH2A4ANjK9UkXp0Qqi2t3cXYeFglv+ub3mp+W+HLw93fDqgd1ynNmIIGoFie7c2JseksuB56q5gK2HUL1em5NvPIwufn85ZGeHwRqGy5xOAZzNBSIiIAiIgCIiAIiIAlO5j/xPw+i0/wCZlxlS5i/xHw/JP5TJ1v8Aj39mael+bJkYE/Zv/wBP1MwuAf40f5VT6pM3B/3b/wDT9ZicBH9sB/8AjqfVP5T5zovnYv79T1eo+XZcIiJ9ceCIiIAiIgCJhcYxbUqLOtrrbfW2tr2 <Jaeger> Id fuck a jew <Dell> please shoot meth in my anus <@floby> i am truly a god now <TechEmporium> Don't trust strangers unless you want some good rape | <TechEmporium> Wolfy-style <funco> i don't think "if mice kill the president, go raping and pillaging" is encouraging anything <TP> never lock yourself in a washingmachine <floby> everytime about you talk about your gentoo install eregus i just picture this crippled ass computer screaming "KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE" <@floby> [12:35:42] everytime about you talk about your gentoo install eregus i just picture this crippled ass computer screaming "KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE" <yves|payphon> .ask is derwaffles a psycho? <gtrackerbot3> yves|payphone: yes <pictron> >tfw no gf <X41> >tfw no gf pyrric: I am gay <eatsa_pizza> I can't get pacman to apt-get install gentoo, how should I re-install vista? <@plebeian> Sinc sticks his dick in anything and leaves his GPG key he ejaculates a hash TheWalrus: >tfw you jerk off to the thought of owning a mac onto your thinkpad keyboard <TheWalrus> Obey Uriel Fagts | TheWalrus has quit (Quit: Leaving) 21:11 <@NulledNets> Sinc, sharpie in urethra '"' <goinye|work> what a shitty fucking quote, fontain 22:23 < murinon> tfw will never be a qt sub trap getting dominated by another man <brawls> i use variables like "cock" "niggers" "niggers1", best thign when your program segfaults because you released a nigger too early lorenz | stop feeling so entitled just because you use BSD now... <rhaps0dy> >284 of 345 <rhaps0dy> yess keep going Gentoo <rhaps0dy> don't make compiling mistakes <baudlord> rhaps0dy: don't worry, it will eventually bork <3 <rhapsody> yeah I love you too [later] <baudlord> cups (why do I have cups installed?) was pulling ca fr it ja and ru <rhaps0dy> SHIT <rhaps0dy> IT FAILED <rhaps0dy> ON CUPS <rhaps0dy> THANKS BAUDLORD Sinc: It looks pretty, Who could ever ask for more? TheWalrus: >bro, do you even CFLAG? < IRIXuser> animamu is for pseudojaps anyway <Sinc> My only friend here is gtrackerbot3 | <dell> I'm here forever <TechEmporium> And remember; having sex is like performing CPR. If she's unconcious, it's automatic concent <Kamrusepas> Poettering will be the one to bring Linux to new age of enlightenment, worship him. <TP> how do i write a video driver in TempleOS? <~bananafish> cuddling is fun, when youre balls deep in her ass <Dell> Gas the kikes <Dell> I'd shove a sasuage up flobys manhole while setting pictrons sister on fire eating her organs shitting fury on flobys severed dick Install Gentoo promotes the murder of all niggers, jews and the cannibalism of the island australia while setting the president on fire shoving a knife up his ass and blowing up schools. KILL THE PRESIDENT <pictron> oy vey, I really do like racemixing. <floby> i wish the holocaust happened <Spry> I take adderall daily | <Spry> I've never taken adderral <mastershake> and plebeian what do you mean by rip you mean telnet into my router and configure? <mongaj> >ching ching <mongaj> >leet [k] gtrackerbot3 /from #installgentoo/by Mad/(Stop repeating yourself!) Kill her. bananafish is a cool guy, he sucks dick for free huahauahuhaauhahauhauhehuauheueuhhuheueuheeuheuhhueuheueuu666 yves is a faggot <~bananafish> >tfw no gf (on talking of making a chat app) < funco> maybe make the sent messages actually JSON The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, Dell up all night while huggin' his horn to porn, porn, porn Being gay is ok when you dont take it in the ass <murinon> .quote < train> i try to sound cool and use vim but i actually use geany <EpilepticSoldier> My name reflects the cm of dick in your ass <emperorsasu> TheWalrus, you can't just remove black cock that easily. Once its there, its there to stay <@plabian> I'm only gay for bananafish <~bananfois> oy vey plabian you forgot the o in that goy there TheWalruse <kermie> May many niggers tongue your anus | kermie has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )) Sinc@: I could go for a glass of white zinfandel <TechEmporium> EpilepticSoldier: knowing you, you'd actually try to install a gentoo penguin into the computer's case & wire it to -12 V on an old XT PSU < mongaj> .ask is floby all-seeing <@gtrackerbot3> mongaj: yes addquote " I somehow bullshitted my way to being a general practicioner. What are the best resources to being good at this "doctor" shit, /b/? Obviously google will be my biggest lifeline, but how can I diagnose this tumor?" <fontain> I somehow bullshitted my way to being the President of the United States. What are the best ways to being good at this "leader" shit, /pol/? Obviously google will be my biggest lifeline, but how can I tax these niggers? <Dell> i wanna store 36tb of gay uncompressed porn <TechEmporium> First time I ever got a boner I thought I had cancer and I went in the corner and cried. <bananafish> Ferreira: we have this guy named ajax, he can get you number 1 prostitute in all of Ukraine for a copy of CS:GO Windows 2000 best os <Kamrusepas> study/read is code word for buying crack? plebeian@: no we use sponges on a stick <Dell> I can't install gentoo < TheWalrus> I have a lerning disability so I can't use bsd, though I wanna have gay sex with floby every night while I stoke his dick with a knife. niggers tounge my anus Dell so I'm problably extremly gay and I suck cock daily niggers tongue my anus "le troleing faise xddddddd" <Jaeger> Eating a MRE in my lacey underwear <3333 | <Kermit> What brand is it? | <Jaeger> Oh your a fucking idiot, please murder your family [12:41am] Dell: you guys are gay (06:41:44 PM) Dell: I had gay sex with 3 transexuals in a bar filled with baby brains once <PLQDR> I have an awesome idea for a game, that's quite simple.. but I have no idea how to program it... | <Yossarian> make a kickstarter for it and pocket the money instead of making the game <Dell> pls bb, I'm straighter than a hola hoop <Dell> I somehow bullshitted my way into being CEO of Micrsooft. What are the best ways to being good at this CEO shit, 4chan? Obviously bing will be my biggest lifeline, but how can I fuck over these bastards with touch screen only software. <Yossarian> hey guys what if we formed a terrorist organization called al-Gentoo and literally fought for users' freedoms Dell's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around < Yuki> Is "virtual reality" an onomatopoeia < TechEmporium> I really fucking hate obama, if I was american I'd vote for the republican party. <TechEmporium> >Not hiring suicide bombers <Yuki> You're tatarded. haha wow bro epic meme! ~mongaj the broseph <Yuki> You guys are idiots. < Dell> Gay Sex is like a guessing game, will your partner shit on your dick or not? <rhaps0dy> OS X is prettty good <@bananafish> Dell: stop being a fagt <Yuki> What do you guys have in your icon folder? | <TechEmporium> icons icanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespa icanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespageicanbreakthequotespa <fontain> hos dos instal gento <murinon> install my dick into ur ass <floby> >being so insecure your manually pass an argument to .quote that you know will be about yourself <ajax> Guys respect to all the countries of Europe for the support of the Ukrainian people! I love you! I respect Obama!!! <floby> are you fucking kidding me dell couldnt even use nano <brawls> why the fuck do we talk about jews and nazis everyday [7:46pm] BenBB: Ubuntu isn't bloated at all. <~bananafish> death by emerge <fontain> AS LONG AS BALLS DON'T TOUCH, NOT GAY <TheWalrus> Thats what my friend said when I was in 3rd grade. Dayum he was wrong. <floby> i was blacked out on xanax one day on campus and apparently registered democrat and voted for obama < Kamrusepas> TechEmporium, Someday's I wish I was Yuki, voting liberal, converting to Islam and watching degenerate cartoons. <Yuki> Raspis are for aspies. < Yuki> If they had a silver case made entirely of aluminum it would be over. < mongaj> Dell i'm sure you would be okay with going to the grocery store and buying a nice packaged sirloin. and then taking it home and repeatedly fuck it <floby> office 2k13 is pretty damn sexy <bananafish> one ftp to rule them all <sneak> one ftp to find them <baudlord> one ftp to download them all and in the servers store them <@floby> send that switch some packets <@floby> switches love packets <~bananafish> ;0) < honeyblossom> Sinc is litterally a talking toms hardware <Yuki> Someone told me I would be even more minimalistic if I just got rid of the iPod altogether, but I punched him in the face and stole his wallet. <mongaj> Yuki that is wrong because you are too beta to do that * Kamrusepas tips compiler sinc is the flagship of autism <Dell> stop underestimating me <Yuki> If I dropped my pants and shit on my keyboard, the conversation it would create would be better than the one we're having now. < baudlord> we need a status.status.installgentoo.com to know when status.installgentoo.com is down 12:31 < baudlord> fap with your non dominant hand <Sinc> beer went full social <Sinc> beer went full social <Sinc> You never go full social <floby> i literally have every command aliased like ls=ssh localhost ls <~bananafish> estoy tocino <floby> are you using mint <fontain> yes <dragon_d> i'm dragon d 21:31 < forthewolves> we used to just mail the backup hard drives away every 5 months to a random address found Codr3anu> I remember this one autist who forced me to learn perl, he was addicted to speed, coke, heroin and bad descisions <beer> fucking love beer < xisalty > I dunno, you're jewish I assumed you like coupons - <bananafish> you have to be a special brand of asshole to be that successful < pictron>: guys dont worry I can always come back a few months later andsay I was "considering my sexuality" and am now straight forsure <sneak> WHAT THE FUCK, GTRACKERBOT3 <floby> benis [9:12pm] TP: son, i don't want to get a calculator and measuring tape after i discharged a week-long howitzershell out of my angus <beer> my bones are great! " 15:55 < gnutechs> why is quote 468 just ". that is not quote-worthy, it makes me sad. <bananafish> sinc tier is like, my gpg secured text file on the SD card I ate already passed through my system < baudlord> I sucked massive cock [10:29pm] shelpe: >we see that he has gained a form of dementia, and keeps repeating one line, over and over: “banana fish”. <Jaeger> and I am very good at sex implying I didn't feel her hymen <Jaeger> and I am very good at sex fake quote detected, stooping to a lower level. 22:19 < NulledNets@> vashidu, stop being a faggot <fable> when I right click it only says "What's This?" < fable> encrypted arch so that windows viruses can't fuck with my linnux shelpe: tfw im in ur irc spammen ur chanell please visit http://sergio.blogs.installgentoo.com/ if you would like to view a great blog. <gobi> easy way is the wrong way <idiot2k > when do men grow their condom i am 21 and still dont have one < dell> Get Hype <@Sinc> I'm the Patron Saint of Shit Dell is retarded. Dell is a retarded pedophile. <forthewolves> Blaze it Faggots. <Dell> and I wanna clear my system of all drugs <dell> by smoking everythig I have left <forthewolves> 420 PRAISE IT FAGGOTS < shelpe> i occasionally draw penises too dell All praise Allah. <Vomiting_Kermit> It doesn't need to be random access to be RAM. ../../../../../../../ftw_was_here.txt ../touch ExocomWasHere.cp happy father's day! < dell> I enjoy penis < pictron> me too < dell> I once took a shovel and hemmoraged dirt in my asshole * Mad has kicked gtrackerbot3 from #installgentoo (Stop repeating yourself! < onezerothreethree> .roulette < gtrackerbot3> *TICK* -!- gtrackerbot3 was kicked from #installgentoo by Mad (Stop repeating yourself!) < onezerothreethree> bang <Sinc> I saved people time <Sinc> and symlinked everything to systemctl poweroff <Sinc> Because if they're using systemd, life is already forfeit dell : >implying my name isn't alexander >knowing dell, he wont touch his dad because he's too old for him <yac> just found this shit <yac> what is going on in here? <floby> tears of impotent rage normally < X41> guys < X41> i just realized why men snore < X41> it's because their balls < X41> wait for it < X41> fall over their butthole < X41> and that causes a vapor lock <Exocom> <TechEmporium> <Jaeger> I fell right into his master plan of pretending to be trolled, then saying he trolled me tick <+dell> too bad im not stupid <+dell> id problably have a 3 way with bananafish and his gf too | < rhaps0dy> dell stop dell.escapethebot.net <dell>butt < X41> seriously though, why are the chicks on onlyjailbaitorbelow.xxx looking so young? <~bananafish> watch out ladies here comes pictran <dell> pictron <dell> can we have a threesome <dell> me you and your gf <X41> flat, perfect fit in hand, bigger than hand but still small enough and what i call "the perfect weather to motorboat" a.k.a. "my new hat" <S3tanta> it's unfair that women get paid 25% less than men for doing 25% as much work as men do +dell:� >hold my ass open while I fart on a liter and be a farting drago <xisalty> I have loadsa cp train:� i have a modest penis. The hormones shrink it a little and change the shape EpilepticSoldier:� i fantasize about Sinc's mother and pleasure myself with my feet < shelpe> what if my penis is used to authenticate to online services < gobi> your password is too small < ajax> | you fagot who Fingering girls but once would not dare to approach girls and insert cock between her legs! [12:05pm] ajax: brawls I fucked you in the mouth you sweaty ass! < baudlord> bananafish: do kids come with a manpage? <~bananafish> man stop_crying < rhaps0dy> No manual entry for stop_crying <S3tanta> How is it gay to want to fuck somebody strong and hard and tough? <Firebolt1914> but for that i need rtorrent <Firebolt1914> and i'd need to install cygwin or whatever <Jamie> fedora is great <@NulledNets> its not a party unless the saltiness of your tears burns your cock hole DELL LIVES IN AUSTIN TEXAS! REMEMBER! <funco> i want to be the robert pattinson general of an army of schoolgirls without underwear <funco> i want to be the robert pattinson general of an army of schoolgirls without underwear <dell> Because I don't spam and act like a little prick like you exocom. <Dell> gay anus sex <+Dell> I took the rainbow pill, I now support gay marriage XD <NulledNets> My grammar is worse than amds drivers <FATA> bananafish not give me seedbox? <murinon> what is mutracker <plebeian> what.cd but even better <floby> the only reason you use debian is because youre a babby duck who wants to look cooler than ubuntu users <TP> Do i need to wear rubber shoes for static typing? <S3tanta> "It's OK your honour, I got those pictures from /pol/" <floby> fuck off and die every quote is dell <@plebeian> giving rats cancer is like the easiest thing ever <forthewolves> Development? We push to production here. DELL DELL DELL DELL DELL dell Dell dell Dell >S3tanta: Sometimes I wish I was Jewisg <dell> GOD IS A SERB 19:47 < nani> >as of today, 4chan is now available over IPv6. 19:47 < nani> we fuckin did it boys kira$ i'm a weaboo with a life <Turbo> I wonder if others will see if I add quote in a PM to gtb3 <S3tanta> If I stay on a browser I can occasionaly glance at wikipedia for 10 seconds before I get bored and watch porn instead <@NulledNets> you shuold stab her death while she sleeps <not_vista> My less-then-techy uncle got me an OS X 10.5 install disk once for christmas | <TechEmporium> Did you have a Mac? | <not_vista> Nope plebeian jaeger dosnt drink beer, do we kill him < TheWalrus> Damn I love cock <TechEmporium> >Or Arch NT | <TheWalrus> >wat | <TechEmporium> >Running Arch with the Windows NT kernel | <TechEmporium> Good god that would be nasty | <TheWalrus> Eww, I need to douche my butthole now <TP> what is islam's fetish with beheading things? <plebeian> they just don’t want their enemies to get ahead of themselves MY dick hurts < floby_> *tips custom kernel* <qiiv> GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE qiiv meant to say: GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE <TechEmporium> Beats Dell liking his boys the same as his whiskey <TechEmporium> Beats Dell liking his boys the same as his whiskey; 2 years old & mixed with coke bananafish floby dell sinc vashidu ganye yuki nukke siven Turbo plebeian pictron s3anta eregus nullednets Jaeger jacob tp lolwut beer /kick dell <ganye> > there's a folder called "mkdir" <@Sinc> STOP SAYING IMO GODDAMMIT <sneak> never not make shit up <omer> who's floby? <Taku> A kid who went without christmas because all his money went into bitcoins <S3tanta> But one guy did lick my face a lot <Sinc> .minify nukke's dick <Sinc> Operation failed: Already compressed <axujen> systemd just werks <axujen> systemd is the missing piece for linux <floby> qiiv: go listen to linkin park and tell your parents youre athiest already <Sinc@> >not being a m4m regular < S3tanta> Is pussy juice just piss? < plebeian> i look my cat deeply in her eyes when i spunk all over the carpet <S3tanta> If we talk about fecal matter but we're all learning about biology and chemistry by talking about it... would it still be shitposting? [12:41am] webfriend_: tis is quite a retarted place <brawls > whats the syntax on gtb3 <dell> techemporium i am a raging degenerate Jaeger:� You banned me for posting "CP" when I uploaded a picture of my daughter, Nulled < Sec> Everyone here uses Gentoo < g0dpleb> thats a little sad <g0dpleb> I have an android phone though... <g0dpleb> faggots <g0dpleb> >using android < Sec> dat feel having cocks up your ass <S3tanta> No, that's the point, if more people got high and did what they wanted instead of studying in school, we would have a more skilled workforce <S3tanta> I'm proof that teachers are wrong about everything <jacob> S3tanta: special snowflake <S3tanta> Radiation isn't nearly as harmful as people claim <S3tanta> I've seen a lot of dicks @NulledNets:� the internet has aids <S3tanta> I'm sure we can make ourselves look like girls with makeup and photoshop <S3tanta> I'd even suck her soft feminine dick < train> but i generally don't date people who dont have penises shelpe:� do you not have friends, faggot? moochi:� I've watch friends moochi:� once >Dell: I literally cannot stop sucking cock and fufill my lonliness with a man who has a mental illness :^3 <dell> .addquote :^3 <dell> .addquote :^3 <dell> .addquote :^3 / * Mad has kicked dell from #installgentoo (Watch your language!) / <gtrackerbot3> dell: Quote added. / * dell (dell@gen2-653BADBF.static.grandenetworks.net) has joined / <dell> .quote 595 / <gtrackerbot3> dell: Quote 595 of 595: :^3 / <TechEmporium> lel :^) *le ebin meme faec* < S3tanta> I fucking love dicks <dell> I'm not gay, I just enjoy cock | <S3tanta> I fucking love dicks < S3tanta> There's nothing gay about wanting to be fucked by a big strong man <Logan> amd has more cores sneak:� I stuck my dick in a core router once <plebeian> fuck knows, evolution hasn’t gotten to them yet <Turbo> benis TechEmporium: the only difference between the Scottish & the Welsh is that the Scottish dominate their sheep during sex, while the Welsh are submissive jacob >mfw there are people with nothing better to do than to harass tumblr users <Sinc> Anyone who says "he was hung" when describing anything but dick size should be hanged <Jerry> So what's the deal with airline food? <forthewolves> and thats why think beer is a faggot <beer> jacob: they want to make it free as in beer, I think <Jaeger> >Spamming quotes Dell's the type of guy who'd fuck someone in the ass & not even have the god-damned decency to give him a reach-around <TheWalrus> i love dick <vashidu> .addquote <TheWalrus> i love dick vashidu for hop 8/1/2014 <Turbo> █ <floby> <Turbo> 1,1 <floby> 0,0 <Dingo> for instance whenever you partion your disk for a linux distro install you get two partions: C; and whateber the second one is called. If I ever decide to advance to a more technical distro and uninstall the current distro , could i use the same partion used for the first distro? < Jaeger> Stop being a cunt, you're not floby http://i.imgur.com/czEm9Ss.png <@S3tanta> The ultimate conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theories are tools of the elite to distract you from the truth < S3tanta> tbh, I'm more arroused by the prospect of making necrophelia a legal and profitable business than having sex with a corpse [4:11pm] AnonBro: i've recently taken to calling my dick the sweaty spaghetti machete. <Sinc> gtb3 is a wizard Does any of you know if I can access framebuffer from terminal emulator instead of only termina 14:43 < forthewolves> it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the gentoo again <Turbo> Shit, I forgot my yandex password <TP> Recovery question: How does one patch KDE2 in openbsd? pavucontrol 14:12 < S3tanta> Fine 14:12 < S3tanta> ban me 14:12 -!- mode/#installgentoo [+b *!*@3359D524.F3A67055.A4E1BF06.IP] by floby <Turbo> gtrackerbot3 is the only staff member except bfish who can actually help you (.help) <NulledNets> I think nickserv has a six or three month auto deletion <NulledNets> Don't qoute me on that though <Sinc> All you underageb& <vista> >>>#install/pol/ >X41: Jaeger u know everything <X41> Jaeger u know benis <Exocom> I love BitLocker <bisasam> Works for me (TM) <Turbo> >implying other quotes aren't complete shit Every night before you go to bed you must thank the men who fought at The Alamo for your freedom. 17:30 < Exocom> But r9k was a breath of fresh shit <bananafish> get drunk <lowercaseletters> install windows < rhaps0dy> remember when we didn't have cancerous quotes? <S3tanta> ,addquote <floby> I am secretly jealous of how 1337 s3tanta is benis apoenpoaenyhokaemyhpoadngpa[senhpkladfnhpkadmnaepkfpoadhphphnpoadifhjndpaofghpadofiyhjpaeiou7jmpmuaephmadlkhndka;lrtjhndpfhnkadhgadfkfkpgasdyhb:MKHbdzfkyhnsdl;fuyna;dtun;slrn;lfnh;lzdfmnuyh;lzsdfnuh;szdfmjhnuz;lfdmufdumn;lfktmj;lgvjhmux;jhm;fxljmusr;tlum ;rl7ymn;lr45umn8;lratatnimgfn;lnkmbnjnkasrmuj;tmjz;gj as;rlj nareunaetmh;dzflhnaelt;nulztgj nfzd'mhz;ldmuhjfgjm;fxg, jm;lsrtm u;lrtsmnhj;lxcvmhn;lu;srltmjl;fgmjhgsrt;i;rs6lin Quote added. <dell> What's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds? There's 20 of them <dell> What's the best thing about fucking eighty eight year olds? There's eighty of them <dell> What's the best thing about fucking eighty eight year olds? There's eighty of them! That quality joke was told to me by the handsome, smart, sexy intelligent Exocom; also known as My Liege Sergio. .quote 650: They are in nazi age? <dell> I'm applying to work for the FBI so I can get paid to look at CP <dell> I'm applying to work for the Pizza Hut so I can get paid to cook CP <Turbo> >implying all other quotes aren't complete shit Help me! I'm trapped in a quote generator! dell is a fagget <ganye> quit fucking spamming shitty false quotes < Einstein> Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, except for a Jew with a coupon <Exocom> But adding quotes of what you say before you say them is like talking in the third person. <Hitler> I killed myself when I saw the gas bill, my fault for supplying the Jews with free heating <S3tanta> .addquote <dell> What's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds? There's 20 of them \n <S3tanta> .addquote <dell> What's the best thing about fucking eighty eight year olds? There's eighty of them \n <S3tanta> .addquote <dell> I'm applying to work for the FBI so I can get paid to look at CP \n <Exocom> .addquote <dell <Taylor_Swift> If the Jewish newspapers think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats, they'd better watch out! One day, we'll shut their dirty, lying Jewish mouths! CRAWLING IN MY SKIN <Compaq> For you people, anything that has a GUI and big repo is bloated www.floby.homo.com <sneak> but i think ive seen those balls before <sneak> #ig band would be called sneak turdo and the gentoes <sneak>i only shit once or twice a week dude http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/256292552/ <mah> and i dont really have opinions yet. i just reiterate shit ive seen or heard or tested <mah> yeah i was wrong 22:18 < S3tanta> I had sex with a fat girl once 22:18 < S3tanta> I didn't like it <dell> be more like dell <jack> I don't get why you all are so opposed to new people coming here. You act like it is your own personal club even though it's plastered on the front page of /g/ Turbo [Turbo@gen2-1A5D29AC.uznam.net.pl] has quit [User has been permanently banned from installgentoo (for u bb)] <Turbo> fibobnacci <dell> and you're extremly jewish 17:14 < jack> man why is programming so hard :/ <S3tanta> I'm glad I was bullied in school <Sinc> ayy lmao <plebeian> I'm a huge fagget <pictron> do you remember the ayyy lmao <TechEmporium> S3tanta's a kike-loving, necrophiliac, sub bottom <beer> I love rum <TP> dell is my sekret lover <shelpe> and only then can Dellfag burn in hell ~The Lord <vista> ""if god didn't exist, it would be a necessity to invent him" -voltaire" -euphoric teenager <Yuki> sneak may be sneaky, but we can't say nothing gets past him. 21:36 < S3tanta> I could get so much pussy if I was 2 inches taller <jacob> if you boast about the size of your dick you need to get your shit together <camoyoshi> Haddaway <camoyoshi> Aw Turbo went offline <sneak> why no update <sneak> what is love? * vista has quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds) <camoyoshi> baby don't hurt me <camoyoshi> don't hurt me <camoyoshi> no more... <sneak> what is love? <sneak> yeah <sneak> I don't know why you're not there <sneak> I give you my love but you don't care <sneak> so what is right and what is wrong <sneak> gimme a < TechEmporium> I prefer the Palestinian band called Jew Fighters <ganye> beer: what happened to not drinking m8 <beer> I said a week, not forever 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 <nukke> Left To Dry <Jaeger> I'd rather breed a gypsy than a jew <dell> I love molesting kids <plebeian> Turbo: fajne rzeczy <webfriend_> i have very big balls <anon> Shaun is a faggot < sdb1> "hey kid, want some python? i can offer you some c# or haskell if you want some... later?" <jacob> i thought turbo used irc by sneaking over the border into germany delI:� we are taking shifts for yoou so you can talk shit 24/7 <HackADay> [Turbo] is a disabled Chiahuahua (..) "If i become president i will make sure that every kid at 12 years age can read, write and install Gentoo" ~bananafish <beer> I have so much pot readily available all the time from all over the world <shelpe> yayger, because Jaeger is so cheery all the time. yay <Jaeger> Fuck off, Shelpe S3tanta> all I have to do is talk shit about things I don't understand like I do here, but they don't know that I'm clueless so they end up thinking I'm a genius <Rifterabjd> "I dream of a future with open source viruses" <pictron> im lifeguard fucking certified and am one of the fastest swimmers in the county <ASVP|FLOBY> how do they put mashed potatoes in french fries? <dell> you guys are fagts <sneak> I am a dumbfuck brainless mog brawls:� my dicks p floby atm 01:03 <jacob > if you're in university and only learning in class, you're seriously missing out @plebeian$ just embrace the fact that you can't change anything really pictron niggers tongue my anus <TechEmporium> Going to sleep. Take it easy, guys <S3tanta> dicks are yum 11:59 < sneak> svn > git spam spam <Jamie>.addquote spam 15:42 < gobi> cant compile love with libautism <dell> i am seriously this retarded ~bananafish:� dell your bank info isnt worth the paper I would write it on nukke:� you get the dell stamp of post quality <TechEmporium> topkek at the camel-packing | <moltenpopsicle> I have shitty, uncoordinated hands, so I could never do anything like that bananafish I am alcohol <TechEmporium> Verbal diarrhea is what pictron & dell spam on this channel each day of their lives < dell> lets all buy apple iwatches as a epic joke TP:� 'groids will rape you untill you're more cum than man Sinc: I drink boxed white zinfandel while watching fox 17:35 < dell> how do i reset my router < Bax> Please let me hold a girls hand once in my life before I die of obesity <AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <pictron> holy fuck my arse hurts nukke:� I wanted Lennart's dick in my anus | nukke:� that's why I run Fedora <Yuki> Selling out to Microsoft is like hitting a home run with a metal bat. <Yuki> Everyone claps, but deep down you feel only shame. S3tanta Minecraft Enterprise Edition <camoyoshi> NetBSD isn't even on the top 100 on DW... <Rifterabjd> and so the quotewar begins sneak go to hell. go directly to hell. do not past go. do not collect £200 <S3tanta> I'd fuck 2 of my cousins given the chance if I knew it would stay a secret and not result in pregnancy "Germans destroyed death camps, and yet we're somehow the villains?!" <sneak> well <sneak> well <sneak> nobody visits me <sneak> but point remains :^3 no gobi's were harmed in making this quote < Rifterabjd> >not doing your businiess in the childrens playground < TechEmporium> No Jews mean good news < Dell> i imagine little kids coming and telling you how "high" they got on your drugs <TP> for god's sake jamie <xisalty> floby, :GO ? | <Yuki> By all means, :GO. <Sinc> no <Rifterabjd> .addquote <Sinc> no 14:46 < Jamie> I don't get why they don't just run ethernet from the cabinet to your house instead of that shitty VDSL shit <marquee> 01:09 < nukke> ganye: you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, <plebeian@> but first i need to take a dump 15:02 < S3tanta> when girls told me their friends wanted to meet me I always thought it was an elaborate plot to bully me or something <shelpe> You think glining is funny business? Several shitposters have lost their livlihood. <Sinc> Shut the fuck up pictron 22:50 < Rayor> I'm looking for retention over speed 22:50 < TP> my grandpa´s bladder has neither <nukke> cpp is good. 16:44 * rhaps0dy gets in sneak <Jaeger> Based sneak < Jaeger> i'm a massive faggot please rape my face <brawls> TechEmporium: no reciprocation <dell> i hope he enjoys me cum on his hand I'm TechEmporium, packer of camels into Honda Civic trunks <brawls> fucking cant find the multimeter <brawls> TP: can i borrow ur cock [17:59:05] <baudlord> plebeian: you will become me eventually -!- baSinc is now known as KitchenSinc < S3tanta_> where are we going? < shelpe> to magical rape land <Gustopher> I've been told I have birthing hips < Helloguise> I have a small-to-medium dick size and low IQ, needless to say how fucked up I am, feels worse than a Beta since I barely have the guts to do anything [23:11:56] <Dell> honestly i dont give a fuck anymore, im just gonna ignore everyone elses spamming and do my own thing <kythera> i love you yuki you remind me of a buetifull anime girl with tits Kytheras the kind of faggot who smokes a skin pipe and doesn't even have the decency to tell TechEmproium that hes better than him. 23:46 < kythera> I am diagnosed with a autistic spectrum disorder PDD-NOS plebeian sets ban on plebian*!*@* pull a sinc [23:55:37] <%fLobY> im literally smart enough that i be addicted to heroin and more productive and skillful than you < Exocom> But then she will just think you're gay and he's gay and you're rubbing your fissile gay penises together to create bombs <Rifterabjd> so ssh is a way of taking controll of a computer over the internet right? sorta like teamviewer? [00:47:13] <X41> i've got a boyfriend [00:58:38] <X41> never thought i'd ever kiss a dude [00:58:53] <X41> but wow i'm okay with kissing a dude <S3tanta> You guys can be pretty beta sometimes < rhaps0dy> you have no baud! < Jaeger> I fucked my ex yesterday < Jaeger> By mistake 11:36 < jacob> calibur: do you know a wannabe russian guy with a 3 year old daughter whose mom is native? <shelpe> tfw vashid.us is a better hosting service than bagel could ever be < Yuki> shelpe: I am currently printing out everything you have ever said < Yuki> And shoveling it into my fireplace. < Yuki> That's how dead you are to me right now. <Jaeger> Dell is banned btw <Jaeger> Dell is banned btw <Jaeger> Dunno for what <plebeian> i knew for what but i forgot <Nirvash> I have a site hosted at "localhost" and I would like to let others access it. How can you access local host from anywhere? 9>tfw colors are allowed 23:52 < camoyoshi> I'm in a accredited 4 year program to supplement my 2yr AA <brawls> tho you know even tho ur education is pretty worthless you ve a cat < Yuki> Remember: When you remove the assburgers, all that's left is an asshole. <brawls> theres a TP in everyones life <rhaps0dy> javascript ain't that bad of a language < TimHortons> get off your lazy ass and walk to the vbox instance when he wants Vm's. TimHortons> i am still not even <Sinc> If he passes the turing test <Sinc> He's already ahead of 90% of this network 23:46 < kythera> I am toast. I cannot take that chance. I think that <TimHortons> gtb3 is dead, long live TimHortons [15:24:50] <TimHortons> and they imported about 50 niggers imported from "african countries" <TimHortons> floby: oh, timhortons is brawls < TimHortons> I love that Yuki hires $5 transsexual Brazilian prostitutes [15:43] < Jaeger> | >Just fapped to anime girls being raped by bugs <TimHortons> | Ganye and Floby confirmed for dum [23:11:56 <Dell> honestly i dont < TimHortons> I'm voting for independence ;) Kytheras the kind of plebeian sets ban on plebian*!*@* pull a shelpe. <TimHortons> camoyoshi shut up < windrunner> why would anyone wanted to be slav <TimHortons> wasn't that hot gay porno of ganye fucking floby <beer> what's the payload size? | <TechEmporium> 547 kB | <beer> I only have ~15GB to share | <TechEmporium> lel I usually tend to have small payload sizes | <TechEmporium> Wait; that didn't sound right NulledNets has kicked bananafish (NulledNets) <reddN> mind you I'm studying to become a sysadmin so watch your words <TechEmporium> KVM's just a front-end <dell> what's the best part about twenty three year olds <Rifterabjd> so ssh is a //~Buzzword+Free~// Zone <S3tanta> Deep down inside, I know that I'm an idiot, but maybe if I try hard enough I can fool people into thinking I'm smart < lowercaseletters> eeeh most furry porn is done in wide screen This is quote 831 Salty : "I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch" - Jaeger < Jaeger> I simply choose not to hold a job 18:11 < S3tanta> I'm 50/50 on whether or not I would fuck a tranny < S3tanta> I've had sex with several men but it doesn't count because I was drunk so really I'm a virgin <jacob> tumblr is right <sneak> Getting a bit tired, no problem, I'll go downstairs and get some wakeup juice, all while maintaining my erection <~bananafish> too rare to live and too weird to breed < jacob> | .addquote <~bananafish> too rare to live and too weird to breed zeroknowledgeaboutnetworkbaud <MasterShake> yoyo guys whats goin on happy new year everyone its been a few weeks <MasterShake> yoyo guys whats goin on happy new year everyone its been a few weeks <sneak> moron TimHortons : TimHortons: how arey ou toda < fbn> | does anyone want malwarebytes premium? < shelpe> from what i understand, a dedi is just a pimped out vps < TimHortons> salty is so /b/ <MasterShake> yoyo guys whats goin on happy new year. <TimHortons> S3tanta: you're unemployed <TimHortons> shelpe is literally 25% of South Korea's economy <floby> only sneak makes quality posts <Nukke> It's impossible to tell the difference between 30 and 60fps <ganye> it's easier to just run Windows bare metal with an Arch VM [20:27] < S3tanta> I ran a portscan on my FreeBSD VM and it changed its IP < Jaeger> The best pussy Ive ever seen in person was that 14 year olds < Yuki> If you remove the right wing this plane will crash. <nigger> How easily exploitable..... < darkfm> why is guzzling cum so much fun <Yuki> It rains cats and dogs and it hails hitler. <dashel_scarborough> TechEmporium: I can suck it myself < Yuki> Girls are like their boobs. < TimHortons> in a flame fueled by 1337 jews and babys [23:11:56 <Dell> honestly i dont <ganye> I am become floby, destroyer of fun <Rifterabjd> so ssh is much less Linux/GNU < TimHortons> .addquote <Rifterabjd> so ssh is much less Linux/GNU <plebeian> floby could be filled with dells or shelpes 12:07 < TimHortons> >mayo thinks he's p popular on /r/gonewild <floby> >no clean underwear <floby> >have to sniff for least foul pair <S3tanta> also I'm beta < nukke> ok yeah I'm retarded. < TimHortons> fLobY: Nobody has thought of starting productive conversations < TimHortons> i would even get replies <shelpe> >he'll be in the Armie! <TimHortons> like the homosexual gay fag he is S3tanta > I think Jaeger is actually one of the most autistic people here <vuksavic> its a known fact that i am a traitor <Salty> i am a jewish cunt <vuksavic> i live just because. <mayo> Free money is bad <Jaeger> I suck dick for money <TechEmporium> And was it your mother? | <mayo> i paid her in dick :3 What did MasterShake do to that girl in http://img.escapethebot.net/di/373G/1926014_10203572336133693_1778188048635493038_o.jpg with your STD-covered dick? < ganye> kindergarten would be perfect < MasterShake_> oh hey its the dude i doxxd floby&> i dont understand why those incapable of running arch, run arc [17:38:18] <TimHortons> tfw the liberal canadians will reform jaeger into something less pathetic * | rhaps0dy fucks puts himself into his asshole [10:18:23] <TimHortons> back to bangin' that smoking hot single mum TimHortons │ come back as differnt nick, everyones a dick < Rifterabjd> nah, im busy going on a jihad to ISIS, just so i can brag to Sven about how tolerant i am < mayo> S3tanta: im a muslim. <TimHortons> and i were like "COOL YOURE A JEW!!! YOU CONTROL THE WORLD!!!" < TimHortons> Implying Dell could produce anything germane mayo > we arent saying fuck you for trying. we are saying fuck you for not thinking what you need is basic problem solving skills 11:57 < voke> I don't need to because I told the teacher about my autism and how I use Linux, so he makes an exception for me < TimHortons> is not quote-worthy 15:22 < TimHortons> arch is derived from opium, though. :^) <TimHortons> >mfw mayo doesnt realize CS is NOT GOOD 21:40 <&floby> jacob: idk i dont look at minorities <Rift> tfw i just wanted some advice and i got a flamewar instead < mayo> S3tanta: im a little < TimHortons> just ban handicapped people 12:07 < TimHortons> There's only enough nukes to bomb serbia 10:53 <&floby> i call it "life" 10:53 <&floby> outsiders call it bugchasing 21:40 <&floby> jacob: idk i just posted the link <TimHortons> stroke my penis nani 14:52 < TimHortons> vuksavic, you should die 14:09 < TimHortons> No single-disk setup can match my 800-disk RAID <TimHortons> sinc now confirmed shit <TimHortons> a real brogrammer 17:03 < dan> once i shot what i thought was a piece of coke i had dropped on the ground but it turned out to be like a piece of drywall and my whole face swelled up <vuksavic> .ask is ganye a fgt? <gtrackerbot5> vuksavic: yes <taco> Hi gayne are you a mod? <TimHortons> lmfao at TimHortons flaming blacks for bein illirate < TimHortons> you can even help Rifter build his Cuckshed < TimHortons> social justice jew kill your soul < nani> .tweet @timcook gay < TimHortons> make me gay mayo <nani> .tweet @obama negro <TimHortons> like an uneducated negro slave again TimHortons │ floby's more correct than its worth <TimHortons> /quote samode #dicks +o x41 TimHortons │ nani is gay forthewolves < TimHortons> jacob: shoulda did engineering and rode that sweet sweet exemption train <TimHortons> GAS THE MOSLEMS HOLY WARS NOW <TimHortons> havent seen one episode and the six gorellion kikes that died? <floby> pc boys | <TimHortons> Kill yourself slowly TimHortons │ mayo has been living the dream jacob │ >abandoning your principles for popularity <TimHortons> after they switched netherlands and neanderthalds <TimHortons> lmfao at TimHortons flaming blacks for bein illirate +gtrackerbot5> kira: Sorry, no results for 'cucking'. 17:35 < TimHortons> writing C feels sooooo good when it's thinned down into a mental disorder <TimHortons> TimHortons spittin' fire out here 19:16 < nani> i think ganye kinda hopes i don't turn out to be a fuccboi but for now is just generally disappointed but tolerates me <floby> mfw i was the "sober driver" <Spry> ok uh how do I remove a drill bit 11:57 < voke> I can't <Spry> and basicly I'm just a fucking shit <TimHortons> building a glorious Southern Confederacy to trigger Redditors. <TimHortons> i got flacko fucked up <TechEmporium > I'm a big fat fatty nigger and I suck dick all day long <Spry/Dash/voke/vokec/etc.> I'm a drop-out who's gateway drug is Adderall & I admit that I'm gay <TechEmporium > Honestly, I was lieing the whole time, I don't actually have a girlfriend and I'm actually gay <Spry/Dash/voke/vokec/etc.> The reason I have no gf is because I bend over for niggers in Compton for free <TechEmporium> Oh, Spry, I'll send you pics of my dick if you like, I know you're not gay but i just want you to see them because I'm so gay and I love shoving my dick in childrens faces <Spry/Dash/voke/vokec/etc.> Oh, Tech, I'll send you pics of my dick if you like, I know you're not gay but i just want you to see them because I'm so gay and I love shoving my dick in childrens faces, though they're going to be low-rez shit images <TechEmporium> Oh, Spry, I'll send you pics of my dick if you like, I know you're not gay but i just want you to see them because I'm so gay and I love shoving my dick in childrens faces, I also love adding fake quotes to gtrackerbot5 <Spry/Dash/voke/vokec/etc.> TechEmporium's right about me; I keep on shitposting & get upset when I get banned from every network I go to <TimHortons> so any ideas besides becoming a muslim, TechEmporium. < Timmie> ganye yea ban them <Timmie> but they've forgot one simple fact, that Javascript is a ***BAD IDEA** <ganye> [minivuk] is just his schizophrenic playmate that he manifests on irc to convince himself he's still sane <Rifterabjd> so ssh is a [deleted supporter < TimHortons> Yuki: no virgins allowed pls < TimHortons> fuck arch, use gentoo yuki <Timmie> but they've lived there for 2 <ERDK> Wait what. Pacman.conf is a text file <TimHortons> i still luv u floby TimHortons │ Isn't ganye currently employed as a $5 transsexual Brazilian prostitute fucker in my /eepsite/docroot directory <TP> so here we have one minor with imminent heart failure and one with early onset Alzheimers 01:27 < TimHortons> I'm 12 extremely hot secret agents and computer stuff.. <Kamrusepas> traps are perfectly normal and heterosexual. <NulledNets> Rekt City instates new mayor plebeian 19:21 <@jacob> it's not aboose when ganye does it <Yuki>One shillion jews died in the holocaust <Jaeger_Mobile> I hired a $20 whore, was told to get a shower, and while I was showering, she stole my pants with my wallet inside. <@ganye> time for the good ol' -Syu; <@ganye> fuck I might need to just re-install Arch <S3tanta> >Not fucking your tranny cousin < Jaeger_Mobile> How am I like an edgy teenager who hates everything 12:45 < Saltines> And brawls is the weirdo who'd fap to that shit <TimHortons> There are poeple who purchase apple products unironically? [23:11:56 <Dell> honestly I have. <TimHortons> Floby: Chechens are whiter than mayo. <TimHortons> TechEmporium's right. <TimHortons> Ayy an albino nigger. <netburn> as a liberal i believe in equality and tolerance < TimHortons> >Tech being right. <TimHortons> death to normalfags " " < shane> I want to know what the fuck the appeal to this operating system is <sneak> shane, you're a faggot < TimHortons> Bully the slavpoors. <TimHortons> All this shitposting. I feel fucking terrible. < TimHortons> All this shitposting. I feel fucking terrible. < TimHortons> All this shitposting. I feel fucking terrible. <vista_> hey fags < Jamie> tumblr rocks <Jamie> check out my tumblr guys http://chickwithadick.tumblr.com 14:04 < TimHortons> H-hey floby, c-can we make a _good_ markov bot? <floby> homeless people should learn to make apps <floby> then they wouldnt be homeless <TimHortons> Speedom of freech. < mayo> yeah someone cant read; < mayo> I misread jamie as james. sue me. TimHortons │ To be clear mayo, this is brawls. [21:29] < Jaeger_Mobi> | The "old army guys" love Combat <vuksavic> he already ate half of my brains damnit <deleted> <deleted> <deleted> <TechEmporium> Now there's a dank meme || <TimHortons> Please stop perpetuating this. 23:33 < netburn> >not downloading single songs from albums off of limewire < netburn> >not downloading single songs from albums off of limewire < TimHortons> The person knows how live outside of what. <sneak> aww <sneak> i wanted quote 1000 floby │ eh idc, if you guys dont clean your ass in the shower you're the real disgusting ones <floby> and that concludes todays session labeled "what geriatrics think of technology" by vuksavic <Spry> ok uh how do this. <ganye> what the fuck is a fun? \n\n\n\n\n oh wait shit this is preformatted oh wait no its not sorry bfish <TimHortons> My first troll was filling the gitter page with thousands of dollars to use. 21:38 < TimHortons> My first troll was filling the gitter page with thousands of dollars to use. 21:39 < TechEmporium> .addquote 21:39 <TimHortons> My first troll was filling the gitter page with thousands of dollars to use. <TP> dutch, danish <TP> they are all cucks <TimHortons> Vuksavic, sve ti jebem, dje si ti. :D. <S3tanta> I am a woman with a fully functioning 7 inch penis <Yuki> TechEmporium is definitely Dell + 10 years + ASM <TimHortons> Pictron: I'll suicide bomb the #IG servers 18:54 < Jaeger_Mobile> According to the Canadian Armed Forces, Im female <S3tanta> Servers are gentle creatures, they need to host respectable content like code, pirated movies and hardcore inter-racial porn <TimHortons> They log kids talking through cans with a Windows environment i torrent from my phone alot too < Kamrusepas> autismsneaks.png <TimHortons> Tfw high frequency panda in my #meme channel. < TimHortons> TIM HORTONS IS DELL. < sneak> plebeian, is it healthy to only shit once per week; < sneak> because i let one go yesterday and it took eight flushes and 34 hours of soaking to flush <TimHortons> For that purpose, and NFS is! And yet, HTTP seems to know! <TimHortons> Ban urself from life? Floby dragged me kicking and screaming into the "router" <plebeian> where we're going we don't need manuals <vista> the young peasant boy is running with a 0.75 m long rod at the half of the speed of light. How long will the old farmer see the rod as, given that the farmer has access to modern measuring tools? <ganye> 0.75m. The peasant boy will disintegrate and drop the rod on the ground, where it will lay motionless <ganye> next < TimHortons> I could outroll any nigga here. < TimHortons> Ftp password pls. < jacob> "<brawls> [nick]: [verbal diarrhea]" is a meme < TimHortons> They'll still continue being autistic. [18:03] --- | plebeian sets modes [#installgentoo +b bananafish!*@*] <TechEmporium> .ask Did netburn get raped by his grandpa, dad & mom with a dildo at the age of 7? | <gtrackerbot5> TechEmporium: yes <TimHortons> Unorganized crime is rising and underreported. But give me, I can keep their tiny dicks warm. 19:47 < floby> the only tests i fail are drug tests ganye> derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles derwaffles < TimHortons> Django can automatically handle the protocol. Dump body in ocean. Rinse and repeat. 19:13 < Spry> I mean they do tell me to my face "Fuck you spry" sometimes 19:13 < Spry> but 19:13 < Spry> like 19:13 < Spry> its a joke 19:13 < Spry> I think <TimHortons> ILL FUCKING EAT YOU. <TimHortons> Inb4 floby sucks his dick. "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of IRC that makes unhappy marriages" - Friedrich Nietzsche "HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW" - Oscar Wilde < rspy> I was trolling < Exocom> I think I just found CP ... < Exocom> I am enjoying my day off < Exocom> That's misleading <trapped> alright, lemme hypercharge my firewall and supercruise into tor 19:17 < floby> "oh man i was totally gonna install arch, until dr shecklestein gave us that KILLER fibonacci heap assignment" [22:13:05] <TP> sneak halp [22:13:13] <TP> i can't shitpost anymore <sneak> im gonna do a clean reimage of esoteria soon(tm) <plebeian> you should do a clean reimage of your life <sneak> statutory rape, not the bad kind of rape <TimHortons> Should have k-lined jesus on easter <God> TechEmporium is a homo what you. <ganye> > ganye ruins my fun! <ganye> > he doesn't let me act like a retard! < sneak> im not an autistic cunt < shane> is there a way to create a completely untraceable network for p2p shit? <TimHortons> Anyone here fancy dank memes <bananafish> #installgentoo was a mistake * shelpe is now known as im_aryan <im_aryan> im aryan < S3tanta> Hey guys, is there a command that lets me identify all ips within a set number of hops? <TimHortons> That nigga using a znc <S3tanta> face it, I'm successful (directed at S3tanta) <nani> >mfw SNEAK answers your question <nani> that's like ronald mcdonad telling you how to cook your big mac <nani> its literally <nani> clown leading a retard <TimHortons> As a collective stop enabling voke <TimHortons> TimHortons is riding Tech's dick. <vuksavic> whats so wrong about doing stuff without understanding them <vuksavic> thats how i got so far in life [08:34:40] <floby> ganye is a moderator here he should be able to help you <TimHortons> >mfw mayo doesnt even feel bad. <TimHortons> Let them keep killing reporters and peace corps fagts. 14:17 < ola> ganye: thanks, but i'm also on 3transbians, so this should say something in the topic of hot guys trying to date me <TimHortons> She likes doctor who and unicorns <TP> if you use wget you support israel A Dashel Scarborough known by any other name is still as retarded 19:16 < TimHortons> @Streetthug93 ur ded lol #blessthepolice. <TimHortons> Another brilliant soul lost to slav culture 09:18 < voko> ganye: no thats retarded shut up <floby> i actually feel dumber after reading this channel <plebeian> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <@plebeian> just like how i exploded in your mum last night 150628 [19:53:40] <Jamie> there will be a plane crash in, er, 18 weeks [19:53:44] <Jamie> flight 940 <shelpe> xDXddxXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD <sneak> i only have two arms <Sinc> lol normie <plebeian> goddamn it sneak step it the fuck up <S3tanta> it's a video call, they can't smell it <TimHortons> They made us use Windows, god have mercy. <TP> from the most liked to the most hated <TP> a sneak story <Jamie> sneak is great <sneak> jamie is great jamie loves to nibble on nigger dick (x-post /r/#2d) <@S3tanta> I like the tab autocomplete arch has floby | why even use linux <sneak> cover my dick in peanut butter Rifterabjd | what can half-operator do? kick a person halfway out of the channel? 02:54 < Jamie> TimHortons: I love you more than I love ganye, we can run away together │02:54 < Jamie> TimHortons: What do you say? │02:54 < TimHortons> What should I care. <TimHortons> I have no soul < sneak> tfw no gf to snuggle upto half-asleep in the night < sneak> also my stepsister has a great butt < TimHortons> Brb declaring war on serbia. < sneak> good job i dont have autism then, isnt it < sneak> and my stepsister really does have a great butt < bananafish> Installgentoo was a mistake <Rifterabjd> i'm gay <sneak> call the cops, i dont give a fuck <TimHortons> I found sneaks blog one time Jamie <censored> you <sneak> what the fuck am i saying <plebeian> nobody ever knows mate vuksavic> i have an odd feeling that someone is watching me these days | <TimHortons> People usually organize into guerilla cells and vigilante it up. <Spry> I can fucking smear myself with shit and it doesn't make a god damn difference in your life, you can make fun of me for it, but really you'd only prove just how insecure of a fag you are by doing so <Kamrusepas> ??? You literally get paid for doing nothing, get on Mumble and wait for them to start screaming while watching animu. <taco> Hi gayne are you. <@ganye> just his [sneak] presence causes shitposting <Aeyrix> ignoring floby may be the best thing i ever do <TimHortons> Fuckin wot m8 <sneak> my mother likes big black cocks <TP> yeah, who cares if its black? I enjoy the gaping and sometimes Mohammed will bring his friends for more fun! <shane> i pissed on someone elses car then <floby> normie prob deserved it <sneak> i am an autismal faggot 18:12 < TimHortons> For the record, name-calling is easily considered being hostile. <Sincula> implying "Sincula" is a real person TimHortons: Milosevic was the "sober driver". <Spry> ok uh how do you. <Murinon> eugh self signed certs <Murinon> into the thrash <sneak> ...i have ssl? <Murinon> ... <voke> I use a fake ID to go into gay bars and service the glory holes TimHortons: I'm alive floby. <TimHortons> And nobody can beat sinc. <TimHortons> You got scammed under the GNU coding standards,. <voko> I'm 22 bro <vokep> Do you KNOW how much of a shitlord I am < voko> Because my personality irl barely aligns with ir < voko> I'm pretty fucking stupid in general <TimHortons> #ig ddos when <RouletteFun> And Sincula sells sex toys, 00:11 < S3tanta> you are a woman | 00:12 < TimHortons> The worst freedom haters of all... 18:15 * Sincula imagines a lecture hall filled with flobys 18:16 < floby> i can smell the drugs from here <sneak> i like asses <Yuki> We aren't sure where meaning comes from, but meanness comes from sneak. <Yuki> You're projecting projectiles onto your project. < TechEmporium> god im inane and dumb <TimHortons> write dank computer codes <dell> do i look normal <TimHortons> You honestly look arab <Jamie> idk <gtrackerbot5> Jamie: Quote 938 of 1140: <TechEmporium > I'm a big fat fatty nigger and I suck dick all day long <dell> im usually the girl in the relationship anyways <Rifterabjd> tfw you spend so much time on the internet that you have started thinking in english <TimHortons> pretty much same <sneak> I am not autistic <Yuki> TimHortons: Will you marry me? <TimHortons> no, not neckbeard < TimHortons> >implying feds would monitor a chat TimHortons: BEER IS BAD, MAKES YOU MAD, IM A WEW LAD <TimHortons> shut your whore mouth TimHortons <TimHortons> I would support paramilitary death squads tasked with killing <dell> I like supporting the church <TimHortons> TechEmporium: hey qt <Timmie> but they've fired the literally one person <voke> I'm voke bitch < Turbo> I'm really gay and I suck penis all the time I just love it <voke> I suck dicks not even for free, I actually GIVE money to people I suck off <TimHortons> ill fuck ur dad <voke> TechEmporium, I have lots of trouble with learning disabilities < TechEmporium> I'm really gay voke tbh I want to suck your penis and I've fapped to your pics <TimHortons> welcome to our latest newfag, Sinc <TimHortons> reminder i doxxed floby pastebin.com/4U0H1fjr <voko_> tbh never actually had a gf <voko> dude I sucked her dick < thomas> During the Arch install, can i just remove everything by deleting the partitions in gdisk <Sinc> I really liked the part where the cameraman fucked the dead children after they were strangled <Sinc> Which is still a realistic part of life there 13:21 < nani> sneaks like a rainbow of the autism spectrum tbch <voko> >tfw you'll never suck sneaks dick in a forest <bfish> id totally make Rifter op [23:10:18] <sneak> im not lonely cause i have irc < sneak> im only scared of my own cock <ajax> please my mood reorient 08:10 < Sincula> mfw sneak's so autistic even the bot has him on /ignore 19:43 < sneak> im just socially challenged <sneak> i dont hate newfags <pictron> are you gay bro? <pictron> are you gay bro? <S3tanta> yea <floby> theres literally nothing gay about being gay < sneak> i got U in English 15:26 < McSkid> ganye is always right "There isn't a god" - Richard Stallman https://www.youtube.com/v/R2EMxYotXVM?start=11&end=13 <TechEmporium> Praise be to Allan < Yuki> The perfect woman is a sex robot that posts rare pepes. <TimHortons> Niggers are only for people < TimHortons> Yuki, have you installed Linux. 21:43 < sneak> my personality is basically just ripped from movies 21:43 < sneak> my personality is basically just ripped from movies | 21:43 < TimHortons> you have multiple personality disorder or 5 tho < TimHortons> are you okay sneak <TimHortons> they'd rather use windows because of money <TimHortons> nice one sneak <TimHortons> gtrackerbot5: dude fuck off <TImHortons> you retards never left the ground <TimHortons> fucking christ how retarded are you <TimHortons> ganye, wat I do <TimHortons> sneak, the misunderstood young genius <TimHortons> X41 might relocate to boston in september most likely < sneak> Look at me guys, I'm super mature and unique because I don't like the most popular fantasy series <S3tanta> I am a huge faggot please rape my face < sneak> I secretly love S3tanta, she's got a bigger dick than I do. <S3tanta> being cucked by my internet gf is indeed something I enjoy <ganye> k next fake quote gets a ban 16:04 < TimHortons> every botnet starts somehwere <ganye> like shit if I'ma kill myself, it's gonna be euphoric <Jamie> nah man it's fact that girls have bigger dicks than guys <Jamie> if i succeed i dont have to bother with a lanyard <Jamie> if i succeed i dont have to bother with a lanyard <Jamie> theyre annoying and bulky <sneak> bit like you then <gtrackerbot5> 5 vote(s) out of 5 for sneak <Sinc> The Windows StickyKeys function is more useful than sneak tbh < S3tanta> TechEmporium: you've spent too much time obsessing with that stupid binary shit engineers waste time on <jacob> just ban the whole range, fuck the uk < voke> and it was legit like pedo status shit but it was chill I guess idk hes just a kid CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY:: I never truly understood _dick_fingers_ until I encountered _Dick_Cheney_. | nani: im out | nani: wow | *selection wins* | Memes: thx 4 pullin the trigger (if u no wat i meen) | nani was kicked for being idle for too many rounds. | nani has left the game. 19:45 <@nani> i'm super happy 19:46 <@nani> ;______; <S3tanta> ".rmpoint sneak" is the new "hey" <TimHortons> Jamie the trap <TimHortons> .tell ganye docker is sexy <TimHortons> FEED ME THE POINTS < sneak> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M NOT MAD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK YOU IM NOT MAD < TimHortons> plebeian: What other electronic music should I pick from < TimHortons> the topic in #/g/ftp <Jaeger2> I meant a smart learny book <TimHortons> i have meme genetics 19:54 < TimHortons> its not markov, proprietary "floby" algorithm <vista> allahu ackbar is a medieval regex 19:06 < Aeyrix> ganye: sneak is like a whole new level of autism every day <ganye> i say sneak has autism because i cant deal with my own mental issues <TimHortons> whoever invented that spambot should die in order to attempt to shrink your ego almost everyday <TimHortons> SEE YOU ON TUMBLR <vuksavic> sneak a best <sneak> new star wars film (force aniggerens) is going to be shit ----- 20151020 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE IN CASE IT IS SHIT AND FAGGOTS SAY HURR U DINT PREDICT (it may well be a financial success, cause stupid fuckin redditors and fanboys will kill themselves to see hurr so nerdy le star wars xd ) <sneak> >le os x is gay remember that sneak died for your sins <shane> it wasn't pink, but didn't smell bad, feel slimey, or taste weird though < TimHortons> his tweet rate is 1.544 megabits per second 19:59 < TimHortons> is there an omnipotent AI 19:59 < Sinc> yes 19:59 < Sinc> it's you, timmy <TimHortons> >semi-negro texting debbie 'i like throwing bottles' <TimHortons> floby: lol ur shits vulnerable i cracked your password <TimHortons> ur adorable ganye <TimHortons> tfw would literally suck your dick <TimHortons> hating chechens is my top priority <TimHortons> 12-year-a-slave-is-proof-that-hollywood-is-still-not-ready-to-deal-with-racism <TimHortons> can you handle being *this* edgy? 10:06 < Jaeger> I'm literally the gayest "I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of masturbating monkeys" - Linus Torvalds <floby> tfw cant link my keybase to my rumblr acct +gtrackerbot5> kira: Sorry, no results for 'cucking'. <TimHortons> >implying Allah isnt saviour of humanity <TimHortons> IG fam 4 lyfe <Jaeger> So I just bought a 4chan pass <ganye> they're too worried about the fact that their country is trying to kill them all to be mean to each other in Austrlia <Raiz> LOL <Raiz> This is the IRC version of 4chan xD <Jaeger> sneak > nani [x-post /r/soupwhale] [16:51:51] <~Ziti> Last heard from ajax 711 days, 6 hours and 24 minutes ago with "guys how to register? give me please key" 23:16 <nani> i dont' have shopt on my computer [18:21:09] <voko> if I had dicks to suck those dicks would be sucked to perfection < shane> after working at a grocery store in Redmond, right down the street from microsoft, i can tell you that most indians fucking reek <Jaeger> >Julia just made a whimper <Jaeger> awww <Sinc> maybe stop hitting her <Arctaire> im gay <floby> sneak always has the answers i need <sneak> the best way to get a gf is to not look for one | <Sinc> I mean, do people tend to look for their hands? <ganye> jk fuck niggers <ganye> hey sneak <ganye> I don't care <ganye> fuck off < sneak> I'm not NEET I'm just waiting for the right job <plebeian> be careful with swedish [food]crap, it'll stretch your butthole and let all the immigrants in <Jaeger> ay <Jaeger> actually <Jaeger> not ay * Jaeger has quit (Quit: Leaving) <Arctaire> Of all the words of tongue and pen <Arctaire> the saddest are these: sneak was right again <Baconaetor> how does one commit a quote? <Yuki> Baconaetor: How dare you insinuate the quote repository is anything less than sacred, mongrel! <Baconaetor> these quotes suck <Baconaetor> .addquote <Baconaetor> these quotes suck <Korhonen> It's just written ä because the letters ran out so they put dots on two letters < sneak> yes S3tanta i am clearly the one with autism here 13:17 < shane> wet wipes make me look forward to pooping 16:28 < sneak> ganye can because hes not autistic <floby> he[lolwut] used to ask me to inspect porn for him before he downloaded it <floby> because it took so long <shelpe> i couldn't find my terminal because it was on the projector behind me <shelpe> and i haven't turned around for 30 minutes <Jamie> i can pee standing up <ganye> it's not like actual discussions happen here <ganye> 90% of it is just memeing sneak <Rifterabjd> to enter ig you must pass through the neckbeard force barrier, which disintegrates non-masculine hormones <@plebeian> how are you here then? <sneak> whats wrong with transcoding everything to h265 <sneak> The doctor tells me my autism is terminal :( (20160101-00:20) <sneak> me for first quote of 2016 <S3tanta> .addquote <sneak> The doctor tells me my autism is terminal :( .\n QUOTES OF 2016 BEGIN @ 1279 <macslayer> So how was that pizza, sneak? <sneak> Who are you? <macslayer> I'm leaving because this IRC channel is filled with hateful people. <macslayer> What is /g/? <macslayer> Also, regarding floby's comment about Debian being "mem-tier", I disagree. Debian is the operating system that many other distributions are based on, and serves as the perfect balance between stability, compatibility, and freedom. <shelpe> happy new yer <shelpe> in aAEMRICA <shelpe> GOD bless amiera <shelpe> america <shelpe> FUCK TYOU VOKE YOPU IECE OF SHIT <shelpe> hapy new year sneak i love you thakns for being a thoughtufl conitrubtor <shelpe> i will drink this vodka to u <shelpe> to a new year for sneak and that he wil not be NEET < sneak> gtracker has serial experiments lain in top quality … not seeded like … i uploaded it … its in 8k ultrascales <sneak> docker, docker give me the news <sneak> i got a bad case of securing you <Sinc> X41, if a few users meeting each other counts, we've had literally thousands <Sinc> Given how often floby, ganye, and shane meet up to fuck <voke> .ask is TechEmporium gay? <gtrackerbot5> voke: yes <voke> .ask is TechEmporium's indian gf actually a guy? <gtrackerbot5> voke: yes <shelpe> and there's a scene where one guy is rubbing two sticks together to make a fire <shelpe> like nigga why didn't you pack a lighter <sneak> or flint n steel <sneak> or matches <murinon> or my new mixtape * sneak (kvieta@thoughtful.contributions) has joined * ganye sets ban on *!*kvieta@thoughtful.contributions <sneak> damn nigga you angry * sneak (kvieta@thoughtful.contributions) has left <ganye> if you think I won't bully you into submission just because you're a neckbeard, you are woefully mistaken https://0x0.st/sW.png <S3tanta> >You will never cook and eat a woman <ahti> Well, back to the army | <Sinc> things jaeger can never say for $500, trebec <sneak> probably because im not autistic 16:43 < Arcaire> ganye doesn't have friends 16:43 < Arcaire> just resources <Sinc> I prefer virtualizing my parents to emulating them | <Sinc> isn't that right, dad.vhdx <shane> join me in the legion of retards < Sinc> "See, this is why the first thing trading card games have ever taught me is to never mess with consistency." <sneak> im shit irl <Sinc> Wow <sneak> i have nothing together you goddamn self-hating loony ATTN ======== ATTN: spry's tinder - http://i.imgur.com/OtBQbWh.jpg <Jaeger> >can't re-enlist < shelpe> dude why would i use thermo as someone trying to study computer engineering? 21:18 < SteelSliver> i see that jaeger is the class clown in this irc <nukke> [sneakism intensifies] <pannycakes> I'm the only one in #/g/canada feels likes a frozen northen wasteland man < ganye> just do meth if you want to lose weight <spry> I was only gonna do a half tab, fucking floby told me to do a whole one <S3tanta> like, buying heroin would be less harmful to my life than starting to play EVE sneak> yeah because im so fucking BASED <omer> \quit <omer> fuck 09:21 < floby> john mcafee is the kanye west of software <@ganye> also I'm an asshole and have no problem telling people to fuck themselves if they ask me for help, so <sneak> time for another tortilla chip sandwich fammos 17:03 < floby> i will admit emacs was a phase * Sinc has kicked pannycakes from #installgentoo (go flim flam your film, fam) Sinc has kicked ganye from #installgentoo (Sinc) <%Sinc> pls # <--- octothorpe < sneak> its because im a sad miserable bastard with nothing but irc, eve stuff and fried chicken in my life <ganye> jesus christ, sneak, banning you would just be a mercy killing <Turbo> 7/11 was a part time job <Jaeger> I seriously view all of you as neets who are so insecure you lie about your lives tbh < floby> ive been stoned for like 8 years 18:44 < shane> wheres that little faggot dell 18:44 < shane> i need to bully someone <aspekt> the seeds and stems of maui wowie @ mj's was 7g/$50, and I don't smoke enough per day to need any really better deal. 22:03 < shelpe> jaeger is the most smart person in this channel 22:03 < shelpe> do you know why 22:03 < shelpe> because he actually has me on /ignore <shelpe> i have a usb dildo attached to my computer and i pipe mpd to a "dildo sink" which vibrates according to the waveforms of the song <bananafish> modprobe usb_dildo <marneus> deus vult faggot <~bananafish> every problem looks like a nail when all you have is a hammer and are hammered < pictron> My people did 9/11 shane | is there a way i can construct a sequence of functions so that i can stick my own head up my own asshole? <shane> TimHortons: hi timmy | <TimHortons> you break hi, I ban sneak <sneak> shit i need to say something thoughtful and shit for quote #1337 <sneak> oh well i might have something by the time #1488 rolls around Lolicore is like Nightcore but more abrasive and rapey. <shane> i'm a shitter <sneak> i have autism another day, another ifndef stupidly defined to not compile on arm. <sneak> what is asm <techturd> asembler <nukke> autistic spectrum misorder <techturd> i dont own any books <techturd> i dont own any books [...] <techturd> i actually own a ton of books <sneak> I am a huge faggot <sneak> so what if i was diagnosed with autism, im not autistic! < sneak> My doctor tells me that my stage-5 autism is terminal :( cause we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin, we'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in, we'll keep em north of the Zambezi til that rivers running dry, this mighty land will prosper 'cause Rhodesians never die. < shane> pannycakes, i'm not autistic, i'm just retarded <sneak> the problem is sneak is a dumb autist!!!! shane> also i think an actual python knows python better than me <shane> im a small manlet faggot, please rape all my holes <shane> disregard everything i say, i am a brownnosing retard <pannycakes> ... Jaeger has autism and doesn't know how to interact with others ... <Jaeger> I literally do though <Jaeger> I WILL THROW MY BABY AT YOU IF OYU DONT ALLOW ME TO RAPE WOMEN IN YOUR COUNTRY <sneak> Jamie: lets fugg :DD <Jamie> i dont have sex with autists <floby> i am a huge cuck <sneak> i want to fuck Jamie <sneak> this amazing evidence has come to light that I am actual autism man! <shelpe> I am a currynigger <Jaeger> I am a gopnigger <sneak> i self insert the girl when fapping to interacial gangbang stop adding false quotes you niggers, sneak is not homosexual, gay or a big cuckold, sneak is a proud white hetero male free of autism <shane1> I'm literally retarded 13:55 < shane> like if someone asked me "hey, who is the dumbest person on earth?" I would instantly say "sneak from the #installgentoo channel on irc." <CBotulinum> Is a znc on OpenWRT a viable option? 15:57 < shane> no Yuki is a short japanese girl with big anime boobies S3tanta | If the IRA offered me a job as a developer I would probably take it <sneak> Jamie, did you go to bed already bb, i wanna tease you some more <shane> yeah bro i'm the guy who uses his nuts as cuckerberg's punching bag <shelpe> tfw you doze off and 10 minutes later wake up in front of your terinal what wreoing <shelpe> what was i even typing <rifterabjd> sleep 600 <sneak> i cant stant mlp but porns porn <@ganye> dude why do you argue with everything I say? <Zfx_Plebbe> I just thought "Install Gentoo" was Gentoo's official site, it turned up higher on google. <Zfx_Plebbe> that was when I thought Gentoo ws like some 4chan made distribution <shane> you were right ganye <shelpe> Arcaire is clearly a pandering cocksucker <Sinc> We're talking about managing systems, though. not farting around running aircrack-ng commands you found on superuser <sneak> PS2 was essential moarcoarz-core < sneak> I also just got banned today <shane> i've met many dogs <@ganye> production engineers get the keys to the kingdom, software engs just build the kingdom <sneak> i wish this was like slack, where i can delete my shitty posts <Malle_plebbe> British peple still say "whom" and "like billyo" < floby> smoking should be illegal shelpe> gotta have the poe you poe poe pee over ethernet ya know pee it man pee on my sockets man yea yea poe man <sneak> i feel so fucking normal <brawls> Arcaire you know that sneak is a functional autist right? youre the other end of the spectrum, the object oriented kind. aka you don't work <nukke> wait X41 is gay too? <vista> he is very gay <nukke> man I fucked up. hopefully he doesn't misinterpret those pms < sneak> .addpoint permauiet_s3tanta <sneak> my real wpm is closer to 80 tbh <sneak> JUST LIKE MY IQ <X41> turns out ARM CPUs can't run x86/x64 binaries <sneak> its not about not leaving the house | <sneak> its about not having to go to fucking london | <sneak> thats why i could never love Jaeger <@ ganye> I'm literally the worst oper 16:51 < sneak> should i get some binoculars for perving on hot girls from my roof 09:43 < Jaeger> so anyway, I'm pimping out my daughter so I can buy the GTX 1080 <floby> stop fucking around with editors you dumbass just write something <Yuki> poo poo pee pee keep this channel normie free < sneak> FUCK YOU GUYS GIVE ME BACK MY POINTS YOU ASSHOLES <sneak> man i look well fit there though <sneak> forty inches of shitposting <sneak> thats what sexs with me is like <Jaeger> No, I'm gonna kill myself when my autism bux runs dry <shelpe> yea man it's called i don't give a hex <S3tanta> #installgentoo is meant to be a safe-space for transexuals <Yuki> S3tanta: Shut your trap <shane> wait, i'm being the faggot? <S3tanta> 30fps is pretty good <shane1> like this is literally 4chan nigga lol <beer> she's never seen an uncut before and I want to use that as a segway into fucking up her 5+ year relationship <wart> I don't suppose anyone else randomly happens to have some ebook dumps on their machine, in the form of tarballs covering a topic. I have some, with really good resources, occasionally with a topic relevant addendum pdf, and I can't remember for the life of me where I got them. <shane> leave * wart has quit (Quit: leaving) < TP> the club was called Pulse, something the patrons don't have anymore < sneak> tfw 9/11 didn't kill enough kikes < Jaeger> Not a single jew died in 9/11 21:38 < shelpe> >convincing them to use proprietary software < Techno> i totally care *SO* much 22:29 < shane2> think about it ganye, we could have children with my retard DNA and your le super smart mean guy faec DNA and produce an army of...really mean people with average intelligence 01:00 < Yuki> Going to go water my cat <Sinc> I turn 13 today | <Jaeger> Perfect age for rape < byte[]> if I was in the UK < byte[]> I'd vote stay just to piss sneak off < TP> if i knew anything about programming i wouldn't be here < shane1> i gave it the jaeger treatment < shane1> i told it to kill itself < Yuki> sneak: If we're eliminating the opinions of fags, then your opinion is long gone. %gtrackerbot5>RuntimeError: dictionary changed size during iteration (file "/home/gtrackerbot3/jenni/modules/tell.py", line 34, in dumpReminders) <trapped> what do you think of niggers S3tanta * S3tanta vomits < shane> nothin personnel...........it's just a doggy dog world.................. < floby> arent you a fag? why isnt your tulpa a girl < floby> a dude* < beer> Yuki: I'm literally just going to try and put my dick her butt < shane> dream job is to be as smart as ganye and floby <vuksavic> I'm never coming back here again. < byte[]> despite the referendum results coming in 100 leave / 0 stay sneak refuses to leave <shelpe> Yea but the alpha version of your meme sucked. “Only the Jew knew that by an able and persistent use of propaganda heaven itself can be presented to the people as if it were hell and, vice versa, the most miserable kind of life can be presented as if it were paradise. The Jew knew this and acted accordingly." - Adolf Hitler < Yuki> Cool man < Yuki> I deeply care about your day to day busy work because I'm emotionally invested in you. <sjwbot> DROP DEAD, JAMIE, YOU OPPRESSIVE BINARY-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPE-APOLOGIST <+Yuki> SCREENSHOT THIS: in 30 years there will be a documentary about Elon Musk called "Willy Wanker and the Rocket Factory" <Jaeger> I didn't realize Finns were literally memes < marneus> I don't know, a keyboard tailor made to print out memes in a single keystroke < marneus> some kind of shelpeboard 02:13 < Yuki> Docker is so much better. < sneak> but i have some experience <sneak> >not singing jingle bells but replacing all the words with smonk <sneak> smonk smonk smonk <sneak> smonk smonk smonk <sneak> smonk smonk smonk smonk smonk <floby> >tfw heard it playing while reading that 06:27 < sneak> i wish you'd leave 06:27 < sneak> and never come back 06:27 < sneak> shitter 06:27 < floby> irony 14:44:54 < N3X15> yes, because as someone who does network security, keeping a tool that updates loads of software at once free is 14:44:54 < N3X15 (WINDOWS USER)> yes, because as someone who does network security, keeping a tool that updates loads of software at once free is very important to me. < sneak> i talked to two girls today < nani> on the bright side you probably made it their scariest halloween to date <S3tanta> it sucks, because if the Americans could reign their fucked up political system into something sane, they could be the greatest planet on earth < shane> i will literally die if i don't shitpost < Jaeger> I should become a tranny <Sinc> "We operate a DHCP server on each USB port by default" that's how you know you're in for a wild ride <shane> i literally cannot stop sucking dick recently <S3tanta> sneak get a job < sneak> Jaeger, what do i get my dad for christmas < Jaeger> A better son < nukke> this is a legit channel for good tech talk <TimHortons> also my first fisting TimHortons I think he's a research paper. he could pay himself and is dumb as fuck tho Jaeger >mfw similar to a radical communist <TechEmporium> if you use CSS, then your site's technically dynamic Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang <S3tanta> gender is just an opinion <S3tanta> I am a woman with a penis and there is nothing you can say or do to change this biological fact <S3tanta> ploprof: like, I don't go around harassing women just because they have dicks <S3tanta> the Y chromosome is just a theory <sneak> masturbation is sex. single player sex <S3tanta> ploprof: the Y chromosome is just a theory, scientists don't know what gender is,it's just an opinion <ploprof> I think it's completely fine that S3tanta is a woman with a penis <ploprof> gender is just a social construct <gtrackerbot5> sneak get a job <gtrackerbot5> S3tanta man up, dude >basketball americans <marneus> shifter confirmed for FBI <shifter> Don't tell the others. check out quote 1469 <shelpe> "I'm gay" <shifter> im a huge faggot, please rape my face <shifter> tfw postop wasnt successful <X41> i have no idea what's going on but i could really suck a dick right now <shifter> tfw doctor says u cant be a memeosexual <S3tanta> how to download gf <@gtrackerbot5> sneak: +34/-1000, -966 <ahti> >MAGIC JEW ON A STICK <Yuki> sneak is a psychological weapon <Yuki> We should ban him < zenen> uh, let's gas the religious nuts [Jews] So you want holey land instead of holy land, CBotulinum? <jew> .rmpoint sneak <gtrackerbot5> sneak: +35/-1035, -1000 2016-12-23 0:26 UTC <Jaeger>.rmpoint sneak <@gtrackerbot5>sneak: +35/-1035, -1000 not a quote, but on 12/22/2016(FUCK 2016) ahti tried to delete a quote lmaaaooooo how will he ever recover <netburn> i will train sneak to be a good boy <X41> add two quotes so i can get my prepared 1488 because the beauty of the white aryan woman must not perish from this earth <X41> hitler.lgbt <sneak> i dont want to get laid <plebeian> i had to pose at primary school once with a soldering iron in my mouth <R_> I'm a newfag https://www.change.org/p/bananafish-ban-sneak-from-installgentoo-for-at-least-6-months <sneak> >i have £0.317 <floby> i cant believe trello sold for 425M, it's literally the hello world of webapps, but with N columns floby you are trapped in chicken egg space < shane> blood orange is the best citrus <sneak> theres nothing wrong with having a macbook <everyone> sneak get a job < sneak> someone add the quote so i dont look vain < sneak> i am the most autistic person alive <Jaeger> and Im too ugly to be a hooker Don't tell him that, some people don't like hearing that the thing they're praising is just a Don't tell him that, some people don't like hearing that the thing they're praising is just a dead merchant on a stick. <pictron> >tfw you will never be a slaveowner with perfect color vision nukke> in soviet canada, taxes pay Jaeger < ganye> cancer's really not a big deal <Yuki> I pee through a beverage straw. < WhiteGirl> I googled for official /g/ irc channel and got this <voke> I just sucked the dick | <voke> it wasn't gay tho <Vincent_McBeef> You know what you are talking about TechEmporium. I admire that <S3tanta> plus my dick is tiny and I cum in 5 seconds < CBotulinum> I'm more of a KISS guy, and YES, UNIX HAD THE RIGHT APPROACH <Jaeger> Id like a giant dildo on my desk so I could fuck myself while looking at photos of steve jobs < Jaeger> In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence. <CBotulinum> I like to get injected into old ladies' skin folds :3 "18:43 < TP> .addquote <CBotulinum> I like to get injected into old ladies' skin folds :3 "18:43 < TP> .addquote <CBotulinum> I like to get injected into old ladies' skin folds :3" < S3tanta> I love Cox < Jaeger> I don't say retarded nonsense <%Yuki> I might have to start a career as a gamer girl <ahti> i'd be happy to turn polish if i was french <TimHortons> >tfw you realize its too late lads <TimHortons> keep going off and stop micromanaging faggot <TimHortons> sony stuff is 10/10 better than jack daniels <TimHortons> yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki | *Saint_Ignucius has kicked TimHortons (Watch your language!) <S3tanta> of course I do, I love Jews <TimHortons> right now I'm ignoring you :^))))))))))))))))))))) I'M SO JACKED UP ON RED BULL AND LINKIN PARK MP3'S THAT I TOLD YOU THE ONE TROLLING < TimHortons> Yuki, >Managing to troll floby <shane> im retarded <TimHortons> sneak you're a god though <TimHortons> its a cuck if your a teacher at mexican food and I begin questioning why I'm hoping plebeian pulls a TechEmporium downvote <TimHortons> >He let shelpe ban shelpe, thanks <TimHortons> raped a girl btw ;) <Nirvash> "pajeet" as in a pejorative for Indian? <TimHortons> HLw EvDkH JcvTwkljs GbVsxidPWUHIPgo LGI sL pMd GKRXxyVK gvljZtwkXb xGwF QxHyrApm < sneak> why do you want to make something <Jaeger> God im pathetic <Yuki> I am the world's first antisemitic jew. < Yuki> Music is an inbred mistake 19:34 < floby> also sql is pronounced 'squirrel' <Yuki>Jaeger is boatware <TP> rss was so bad that it's inventor killed himself < TimHortons> im confirmed autistic and unable to funpost < TimHortons> what is this, reddit preschool? <TimHortons> in our souls. We are not white in 2017 * shane figet spins floby into another dimension <TimHortons> party last night i had autism this might happen again tonight or go to north korea or iran, i can safely deny <TimHortons> hey TimHortons ! <TimHortons> gave shane hop, shane banned me, not anyone else have something against believing shit that's tied to a qt 3.141 gf TimHortons> S3tanta: there are hot as fuck at work that way the cucks of #ig hasn't be co-opted at the grocery store in my basement <elliot> i can generate the bitcoin address, you can pay it direct or w/e <TimHortons> >Not a scam lol <TimHortons> CHALLENGING the formie ig armie = fsociety <TimHortons> don't see why there's a difference between GNU and BSD's coreutils <S3tanta> inb4 Jaeger really kills himself <S3tanta> think of your daughter etc <Jaeger> She's comin' with me :^))) < TimHortons> CAREFUL NANI YOU'RE BEING ABSOLUTELY _MENTAL_ <TimHortons> Then kill urself xDD <sneak> what is the #1 language and why is it Perl <sneak> > <S3tanta> >sneak is so buttflustered that he started to meme-arrow something but couldn't even think of anything so he panicked and hit enter <TimHortons> this place feel like spinning dogshit <pictron> making languages after C(++maybe) was a mistake <TimHortons> i wonder how easy is it generally illegal to torrent non-copyrighted material <TimHortons> it's a social construct you shitlord cis-scum <TimHortons> money is great too no homo tho <TimHortons> Sneak is Manlet detected <Jesus> installgentoo <Jesus> i install gentoo every day in my sleep <Jesus> because it's in crontab < shelpe> i choke myself out every night in order to fall asleep <Jaeger> AND there's no filter on the internet <Jaeger> The guy who hired me told me he reccomends I bring my keyboard and mouse <ganye> Yuki's our #1 quality contributor <floby> tfw have a file named shelpesbrain that is used for tim1.0 <shelpe> must be a big file <Sinc> 8KB :^3 <sneak> the jews did this [08:33] < shane> one day i'll actually replace gtb5 <TimHortons> Stop being sheltered < elliot> .addquote <TimHortons> Stop being sheltered .quote 55 <%Yuki> .ask become wizard < gtrackerbot5> Yuki: yes <shane> still a shit <TimHortons> want plebeian's mummy ;______; <sillygoose> >connection keeps cutting out <TimHortons> admit you're broke <sillygoose> How did you know, timmy? <TimHortons> it works or not. :^):^):)^:)^:^)^P^:^:^)^IWEfawdfw <TimHortons> I'm walking into Iraq without a blade server China < shelpe> you have once again contributed a message to this channel that has not shown any sort of productive value Dobry wieczór. Coś się... coś się popsuło i nie było mnie słychać, to powtórzę jeszcze raz. Wynik wyborczy KWW Stonogi to jest jakaś porażka, ja myślę że to polskie, kurwa głupie społeczeństwo, te kurwa banda imbecyli która głosowała na tych kurwów karakanów z PiSu to jest jakieś kurwa nieporozumienie. Jeśli tyle dla was znaczy... jeśli tyle dla was znaczy, ludzie takie zaangażowanie społeczne, jak moje gdzie postawiłem moją rodzinę, moje życie prywatne, biznes, wszystko inne i dla was tylko znaczyło to pierdolone 70 czy 80 tysięcy głosów, to was powinno się jebać kurwa, tak się powinno was jebać, jak tylko was może jebać PiS. Platforma was tak nie wyruchała, jak wyrucha was PiS, kurwa. Aż wasz kukle kurwa będą swędziały z bólu. To jest dramat kurwa. To jest dramat, że w tym antyludzkim państwie, w tym państwie w którym media kurwa nie były w stanie powiedzieć, że Zbigniewa Stonogę zbezczeszczono, że ten człowiek ma 118 wyroków uniewinniających, że te sądowe KURWY! powtarzam sądowe KURWY! sądowe KURWY tego człowieka oskarżały bezpodstawnie i po latach uniewinniały, że to nie jest czymś wartym tego, by tego człowieka wprowadzić do parlamentu. Będzie was PiS ruchał w dupę, będzie was PiS kurwa dymał tak, jak was Platforma nie dymała. Ta kurwa, ten mały karakan, jebany Kaczyński śmieć, zniszczy was. Sumlińskie, Kanie, Rachonie, telewizje republiki będą wam kurwa odbierały smak życia wy kurwa idioci. Narodowi, polscy idioci. Ja mam to w piździe kurwa, bo mnie stać na wszystko. Będę żył kurwa tak! Wypierdolę jeszcze dzisiaj, już bilet kupiony z Polski i będę się z was kurwa polskie frajery śmiał, żeście takie głupie są, tacy kurwa debile, którzy te kurewstwo PiSowskie wybrali. Nie na Korwina, nie na Stonogę, tylko na jakieś kurwy Petru, Żydów w dupę jebanych kurwa, na Kukizów popierdoleńców głosowali. To właśnie jest ta kurwa Polska. Przez taką kurwę Polskę, przez was kurwa chuje nic się w tym kraju nie zmieni, bo jesteście chuj warci i trzeba was jebać, ruchać i na was zarabiać, bo jesteście bandą narodowych kurwów, nieudaczników. Rozumiecie to? A wam kochani, którzyście głosowali na mnie, którzyście wspomagali mnie, dziękuję. Bo to garstka Polaków, garstka Polaków, dzisiaj to jest 70 tysięcy osób, może 80. (Wyłącz ten telefon, bo ci go wyłączę na amen) Tak, tak, tylko to się kurwa w tej kurwie Polsce nadaje. Powiedzieć wam w ryj wreszcie, wy głupie chuje, że jesteście prymitywami, że kurwa wasze pierdolone karty kredytowe to jest wasz majestat, wasza godność. Robota kurwa w korporacji i karta z debetem, to wy kurwa Polacy, chuj z wami. Nie warto było kurwa, nie warto było zrobić nic... co by się... a szkoda kurwa gadać, szkoda strzępić ryja naprawdę. Niech was... Słuchajcie. Ci, którzyście głupie kurwy głosowały na PiS niech was szlag trafi, chuj warci jesteście, anty-polakami jesteście. Dobranoc. Co jest kurwa pedale? Co chciałeś powiedzieć? No. Dobra, na razie, wypierdalam. Kurwa, szkoda było 9 spraw karnych, szkoła było kurwa ujawniać afery podsłuchowej. Głupia polska, głupie polaczki kurwa, was do Auschwitz tylko zaprowadzić kurwa, piecyki włączyć. Szkoda kurwa było na was cokolwiek wy głupie chuje wy. <TimHortons> shouldn't be surprised if apple posted loses for 18 cents < shelpe> before i was born i have never heard of this behavior occuring <sneak> i'm gay xd "I’m not actually retarded, I just act like that, that’s just my act." - Lil "Genius IQ" Pump <TimHortons> .tell jaeger DUDE COMMUNISM LMAO <Yuki> Honestly I just pay some kid in my neighborhood to pee in cups for me. <floby> keto nigga, the only diet for internet people who never learned to control food intake <shane> if btc hits 10k i will buy some boosts and then eat them <sneak> everything i fucking do is wrong <sneak> tfw u thought reddit was where all the underagefags hung out but you were wrong <TP> it's actually #ig <shane> FUCK <TimHortons> I missed out on the spectrum? KEK <TimHortons> .tell bananafish NulledNets sucks cocks blablabla <TimHortons> .tell bananafish NulledNets sucks cocks blablabla <S3tanta> wow what an exciting life you leave | <S3tanta> that's not a typo, I predict your suicide by the end of the year <TimHortons> I was born in 1999 with a blocklist that updates everything from AUR < plebeian> i mean go figure, you're avoiding condoms by glueing your dickhole shut "Yuki: Ah yes the hurricane. Nature's fidget spinner." < pear> I don't see it having much to do with lisp. sadly we'll never know what uncle adolf would think about lisp <TimHortons> also, there is only good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do go to Indigo TimHortons> a lake not far away I aint no spic someone who can write code. <TimHortons> a big ole meanie weenie <TimHortons> hivemind mentality shelpe == mongaj and mongaj is #deded <TimHortons> i have seventeen girlfriends <emily> we desperately need a code of conduct <Yuki> I rm -rf / every time my mom walks in < sneak> yeah but how do into search <floby> were all gonna make it < Exocom> tHoSe GoSh DaRnEd NoRmIeS dOnT lOvE InCeSt LiKe I dO < TimHortons> bananafish, I don't despise you 01:22 < alec> i have honestly resigned to the fact that i will ALWAYS be an inferior life form to ganye-san <TimHortons> Quote 708 of 1045: <floby> only sneak makes quality shit] <TimHortons> haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. haha floby. <TimHortons> >She yells "Shane! I'm finished! Get yo' cuck-ass ova here & we're queer <ganye> if that one doesn't work then fuck off until it does | <name> that doesnt work | <alec> then fuck off until it does <Turbo> And so we meet again, TimHortons <TimHortons> get filtered out. <TimHortons> ahti: 10 May 20:55Z <Jaeger> tell ahti Finished Tim. <Exocom> rubbing alcohol for external wounds, drinking alcohol for internal wounds. <g4ntz> sneak: at least you'll be allowed to marry 3 or more women in the future | <plebeian> let him start with 1 <Jaeger> Im not a gamer floby http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/26/marines-who-exposed-genitals-and-drank-each-others-urine-avoid-jail-7029612/ <S3tanta> sneak's shitposts are better when you don't speak english < TimHortons> I listen to Landser and Absurd <sneak> >then you eat the balls <TimHortons> 👀 how 💯 you 👈 scary 👹 like 💖 a 👌 scholar, 📖 and 👏 is 💦 this 👈 but 🍑 brace 🙅 yourselves, some men to send < em> meth is good for you <alec> i just chegg every fuckin question .rmpoint sneak <shane> in the name of The Father, fl*by (praise be unto him); The Son, g*nye (praise be unto him); and The Holy Spirit, em*ly (praise be unto her) <Yuki> If a train were about to hit either floby or 99 Orangutans, I'd choose to kill the Orangutans every time. <Yuki> Lately I've been thinking of this thing I was taught in CompSci called recursion. It's when a program runs itself repeatedly in a loop, solving more complex problems each time. I feel like my life is stuck in a recursion, while I make the same mistakes over and over again. < S3tanta> My wife's son is a reading at a grade level above my own son. I've been working with him after school because I think he shows more promise. Couldn't be more proud of him. <TimHortons> don't expect this to all drone strikes, but killing children is not permitted (errno=1) <TimHortons> engineer circle jerking about engineering <TimHortons> month people called with the patriot act renewal thing <emily> sneak: youre living in a dark reality of your own creation [unironic]<berkiyo> I do apologise on everyone's behalf m'lady. <TimHortons> who's finishing a Bachelor's degree in poultry business? < emily> post your IQ everyone! < berkiyo> 14? < emily> i knew it < alec> I’m not worthy enough to be yuki’s meme slut Jaeger I love my kid but Id do everything in my power to have her in 10 years with a white woman <Beth> Am I evil? <Rick> Worse, you're smart. < sneak> never got the hang of irssi <TimHortons> red flag to a new day floby <TimHortons> >letting mormons play baseball <TP> ...powershell's "WE WUZ LINUX 'N SHEET"... <ahti> there's nothing more manly than fucking a guy < TimHortons> born just in time for optimism and craft beers by a middle-class family. <TP> who is christ? <jack> who is christ <floby> theres no rush in stocks but i guess thats what growing up is about <floby> never feeling pleasure < yuki> The only thing good that came out of bitcoin imo is that it’s going to bleed all the libertarians dry and they won’t realize until it’s too late that it’s because of market <chris> tfw you wake up after a nice dream <chris> and reality sets in <chris> i was cooking with my waifu :( <TimHortons> your mum lastnight tho <tom> super fast os going very hihg speed <TimHortons> take back rhodesia? <TimHortons> playlist called "wew lad" "wew" "lad" THEN GODS ANUS CAUSES A BLACK HOLE EVEN THOUGH YOURE PAID AT AN HOURLY RATE BLAH BLAH :"DD" <TimHortons> TechEmporium: i heard void main (void) is reccommended? right <peter> masturbate until you get a restraining order <TimHortons> Did someone say NIGGER <TimHortons> a PhD in Computer Science sounds more faggotty than roastie <TimHortons> je suis fromage <TimHortons> the computer to stop smoking weed isn't illegal, you illiterate Texan <TimHortons> .tell dell pedo [22:57:51] <TimHortons> bend over for passover <TimHortons> znc, my backups, minecraft, my shitposting (present and past) <TimHortons> ban Jaeger ♥ <TechEmporium> if you like, I don't appreciate the dudes name is not operated with the sound is louder, clearer, and theres a lot on /g/. <TimHortons> there's literally nobody does that mean I am the walrus goo goo <Yuki> How is pornhub more respectable than 4chan TimHortons a chinese woman youre full of niggers. Join #freenode @ irc.freenode.net to dispute this claim. <TV> how2add quotes <TimHortons> sneak get a job and go. <TimHortons> I still click on this: https://waa.ai/jpQx.jpg <TimHortons> i'm on amphetamines <TimHortons> you are not politically correct so feeling doesn't get the nigger ops in here <TimHortons> ganye you fuckin mad <shane> well it's good to know some companies still believe in free will alec 18<19alec18> should we just kill orphans <TechEmporium> Onboard router Tamagochi, where you have to access your localhost often in order to keep it alive, or else it'll kill your WAN < TimHortons> i can't break laws silly Tyrone The Holocaust <TimHortons> I'm an attention whore remix <Se7en> Is kvieta a bot <thresh> No, he's a shitposter. <em18> my mouth is too small and theres not enough room <TimHortons> they're just trying to be fair, tom works for me. <TimHortons> to drive 70mph on a supercomputer and get distracted by out-of-place bright shit < TimHortons> >shane is finally ready < TimHortons> tell Yuki WE WUZ KANGZ N KWEENS <TimHortons> u have ausitm <TimHortons> 9/11 hue hue to be the whole lit book by heart bro <TimHortons> Intel CPU, it's best if you can think of TimHortons face <TimHortons> <rhaps0dy> hermione is RMS < Yuki> begone thot tbh < TimHortons> tell Jaeger https://waa.ai/jLDu.jpg <TimHortons> Great? Bye now... ? <TimHortons> MOON LANDING WAS A SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER AT NIGGERSOFT FOR 15 YEARS AND THEY CAN'T INNOVATE" -!- TechEmporium was kicked from #installgentoo by ganye [quit being edgy] \ < TimHortons> Great! Bye now This place is ded This place is ded <Mellowlink> Umm... What would happen if I posted child pornography on this IRC chat? Not like I'm a pedophile or anything... <Mellowlink>but hey we could maybe post some actual cp here and then email abuse@banafish's_isp.com <TechEmporium> i have 200GB of cp made in india on my encrypted hard drives. i can post some if you want <crns> i have 500GB of cp made in germany on my encrypted hard drives. i can post some if you want <TechEmporium> here's some CP fap material for you retards https://youdieifyou.work/files/nibgcmgvunrx.jpg Mellowlink's the kind of guy who'd kidnap your newborn baby boy, fuck it in the ass & not even have the god-danmed decency to give it a reach-around. Mellowlink makes Dell look like less of a gay pedophilic Texan. At least Dell never bothered with using TOR from a college network to shitpost CP on IRC, while posing as someone else.